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INTERNET 1, NBC 0

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NBC chose not to air Usain Bolt's historic record-setting 200-meter performance online so that Bob Costas and company could be the "first" to air it during tonight's coverage.

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USAIN BOLT IS SOMEWHAT FAST

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Usain Bolt has won gold in the 200 meters, setting a new world record of 19.

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HOW HE MOVE

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Gymnastics - He Kexin won a tiebreaker for the gold in the uneven bars over Nastia Liukin, who, like Mongo in There's Something About Mary, has a forehead like a drive-in movie theatre.

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“A Bolt Of Lightning” – Usain Bolt Breaks 100m Record

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Written by Chris "Preach" Smith *cues Damian Marley's "Welcome To Jamrock"* As I write this, Usain Bolt of Jamaica is the proud owner of a gold medal in what was supposed to be a monumental showdown in the 100 meter dash.

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SEVEN FOR SEVEN

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Swimming -- Holy hell.


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