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News: Soccer Now Extremely Interesting

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The title loosely translates to "A self-evident hand that the arbitrator does not see" and so far it's only got 3,000 views on YouTube (to the amazement of Jimmy Traina), but don't let those facts dissuade you -- what you are about to watch is a wonderful, flagrant moment wherein a guy gets a handful of boob and does his best with it.

USE YOUR HANDS YOU SISSIES

Run For Your Life, Soccer Ref

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I always love to say that I hate soccer and my defense is mostly that I can’t respect a sport in which athletes don’t use their hands, but in reality I’m just joking.


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