Purple Heart

This Vietnam Vet Can’t Get A Custom License Plate With The Number ’69’

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Arnold Breitenbach requested a custom license plate with his badge number on it. Unfortunately, his badge includes '69'.

RETIRED PORN STARS

Former Porn Star Asia Carrera Was Arrested For Driving Drunk With A Minor In The Car

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AVN Hall Of Famer Asia Carrera's BAC was double the legal limit. Plus, her daughter was in the car.

olive garden

The Bizarre Story Of How One Man’s Pasta Pass Kindness Turned Into A Scorching Internet Controversy

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People are outraged over the success of a Utah man's viral video, because they think he fed the homeless with a Pasta Pass for Olive Garden.

WEDDINGS

A Wedding In Utah Was Interrupted By Transients Having Sex On The Church Lawn

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Some old transients were arrested after they were spotted having disgusting sex on a church lawn in front of some wedding guests.

UTAH

A Teen With Terminal Cancer Used Her Make-A-Wish Request On A New Scoreboard For Her School

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When the Make-A-Wish Foundation tried to fulfill a young Utah girl's wish, she used it to get her school's basketball team a new scoreboard.

UTAH

Utah’s Hogle Zoo’s Eli The Ape Has Made His Super Bowl XLVIII Prediction

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The Hogle Zoo's 'psychic' ape Eli has made his pick for the winner of Super Bowl XLVIII and he was very certain about it this year.

UTAH

3 Bros May Be Facing Felony Charges For Knocking Over 200-Million Year Old Rocks

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Three stupid bros knocked over a formation of 200-Million year-old rocks, then posted the video to Facebook, then tried to paint themselves as saints.

UTAH

It’s 2013 And Utah Finally Hired Its First Black Local News Anchor

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Welcome to the 21st Century, Utah! Nadia Crow looks like an excellent choice to de-whiten the airwaves there.

UTAH

Police raid Utah theater after janitor advertises live sex show on Craigslist

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Six people were arrested last week at a theater north of Salt Lake City after the theater janitor reportedly put it up on Craigslist as a gangbang venue and charged participants admission.

VITORIA

New Anti-Diving Strategy: If They Dive, Kick The Crap Out Of Them

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To the untrained eye, soccer is a sport where people with no fight training or impulse control hang out and kick a ball around until one of them overreact and everybody starts brawling.

YOUR MOM

SNIKT! Wannabe Wolverine Allegedly Attacks Best Friend For Allegedly Doing His Mom

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Wolverine claws, best friends fighting over the hotness of a mom, the mom trying to break up the fight, Utah... this story has everything!

UTAH

If You Watch One Cover Of Toto's 'Africa' Sung By Two Guys In A Utah Pizza Shop Today, Let It Be This One

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Last fall I made a roadtrip with a bunch of friends to the LSU/West Virginia football game in Morgantown, WV.

UTAH

Twilight’s vampire c-section scene causes seizures

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Twilight Breaking Dawn, the first half of the Snorkels the Vampire Fetus Saga, premiered last week and promptly earned a kajillion dollars, even inspiring some fans to try to drive to the theater drunk and on three tires (probably the coolest thing ever to be associated with Twilight).

#NBA

Shawn Bradley Stolen From (Again)

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As Eric Freeman of the excellent Ball Don't Lie points out, there are positive and negative aspects to being 7-foot-6.

#james franco

Man Inspired By ‘127 Hours,’ Predictability Ensues

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Providing further evidence that hiking serves no purpose, 64-year old Amos Wayne Richards picked up a copy of 127 Hours recently, and James Franco’s gritty performance totally inspired him.

WASHINGTON

The Pac-12 Has A Fresh Name With Fresh Game

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It wasn't long ago when what was the Pac-10 had teams that ran out rosters with multiple NBA stars-in-the-making.


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