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The Bizarre Story Of How One Man’s Pasta Pass Kindness Turned Into A Scorching Internet Controversy

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People are outraged over the success of a Utah man's viral video, because they think he fed the homeless with a Pasta Pass for Olive Garden.


A Wedding In Utah Was Interrupted By Transients Having Sex On The Church Lawn

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Some old transients were arrested after they were spotted having disgusting sex on a church lawn in front of some wedding guests.


A Teen With Terminal Cancer Used Her Make-A-Wish Request On A New Scoreboard For Her School

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When the Make-A-Wish Foundation tried to fulfill a young Utah girl's wish, she used it to get her school's basketball team a new scoreboard.


Utah’s Hogle Zoo’s Eli The Ape Has Made His Super Bowl XLVIII Prediction

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The Hogle Zoo's 'psychic' ape Eli has made his pick for the winner of Super Bowl XLVIII and he was very certain about it this year.


3 Bros May Be Facing Felony Charges For Knocking Over 200-Million Year Old Rocks

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Three stupid bros knocked over a formation of 200-Million year-old rocks, then posted the video to Facebook, then tried to paint themselves as saints.


It’s 2013 And Utah Finally Hired Its First Black Local News Anchor

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Welcome to the 21st Century, Utah! Nadia Crow looks like an excellent choice to de-whiten the airwaves there.


Police raid Utah theater after janitor advertises live sex show on Craigslist

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Six people were arrested last week at a theater north of Salt Lake City after the theater janitor reportedly put it up on Craigslist as a gangbang venue and charged participants admission.


Frotcast 150: Fantasy Summer Box Office, Matt Meets Gary Busey

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Listen on the player above, or <a href="http://4a32ef27596404b3c8ee-bcc3ccb00ecf0b1e20fae464d2ef39bf.r87.cf1.rackcdn.com/Filmdrunk150%202.mp3" target="_blank">download this week's episode as an mp3 here</a> (right-click, "save as.


New Anti-Diving Strategy: If They Dive, Kick The Crap Out Of Them

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To the untrained eye, soccer is a sport where people with no fight training or impulse control hang out and kick a ball around until one of them overreact and everybody starts brawling.


SNIKT! Wannabe Wolverine Allegedly Attacks Best Friend For Allegedly Doing His Mom

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Wolverine claws, best friends fighting over the hotness of a mom, the mom trying to break up the fight, Utah... this story has everything!


If You Watch One Cover Of Toto's 'Africa' Sung By Two Guys In A Utah Pizza Shop Today, Let It Be This One

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Last fall I made a roadtrip with a bunch of friends to the LSU/West Virginia football game in Morgantown, WV.


Twilight’s vampire c-section scene causes seizures

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Twilight Breaking Dawn, the first half of the Snorkels the Vampire Fetus Saga, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/11/twihards-still-crazy-after-all-these-years" target="_blank">premiered</a> last week and promptly earned a kajillion dollars, even inspiring<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/11/drunk-twi-hard-tries-to-drive-to-breaking-dawn-on-three-tires" target="_blank"> some fans</a> to try to drive to the theater drunk and on three tires (probably the coolest thing ever to be associated with Twilight).


Shawn Bradley Stolen From (Again)

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As Eric Freeman of the excellent <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie">Ball Don't Lie</a> points out, there are positive and negative aspects to being 7-foot-6.

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Man Inspired By ‘127 Hours,’ Predictability Ensues

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Providing further evidence that hiking serves no purpose, 64-year old Amos Wayne Richards picked up a copy of 127 Hours recently, and James Franco’s gritty performance totally inspired him.


Can You Handle The Heat?

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Awesome news for people wearing sweatpants while posting lists of their favorite Smurfs (present company included): the Associated Press informed its members this week that they can cite blogs as a news source.



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I didn't meet my hero, but I avoided a knife fight.

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