Last night on "Conan," Jennifer Love Hewitt -- the "Client List" handjob retailer and <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/04/is-jennifer-love-hewitt-the-most-consistently-attractive-90s-tv-star">the most consistently attractive star of the 90s</a> -- spent a full five minutes discussing vajazzling, the art of bejeweling your bajingo.