GRUESOME INJURIES

A Stick To The Face Turned Edmonton Oiler Sam Gagner Into A Monster

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Edmonton Oilers player Sam Gagner got hit in the face with a stick and tweeted his grotesquely swollen jaw (and his gross teeth).

Canada

The Vancouver Canucks Green Men Magic Hour, Featuring Niklas Hjalmarsson

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Niklas Hjalmarsson of the Chicago Blackhawks suffered a great indignity on Monday night.

FAN SONGS

We Still Don’t Have Hockey, But Here’s A Guy Pretending To Be Robyn About It

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Yesterday, we shared with you the very hopeful story of the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/11/nhl-lockout-end-meeting-today" target="_blank">NHL and NHLPA meeting to end the 2012 NHL lockout</a>.

EXCUSES TO MAKE STRANGE PHOTOSHOPS

The Biggest Tease Of A Fake Sports Story

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While working on <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/tmnt-co-creator-has-michael-bays-back-chris-odowd-not-so-much">yet another spotlight-stealing post</a> for Vince at FilmDrunk, I used the ol' Googles to search news stories about director Michael Bay and I was immediately drawn to the headline of one particular post: "<a href="http://blogs.theprovince.com/2012/03/21/hollywood-director-michael-bay-buys-canucks-plans-reboot-before-the-playoffs/">Hollywood Director, Michael Bay Buys Canucks</a>" I’ll allow Pam from Archer to give a visual breakdown of my brain upon reading that: Unfortunately, it took me just two sentences to understand that it was a fake news story, and words can’t even express how disappointed that made me.

CELEBRITY FANS

Justin Bieber and Michael Buble Are NHL Stars

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Justin Bieber is currently in Toronto to record a TV special for Christmas, and he spent yesterday giving back to his fellow hosers by handing out food at the Daily Bread Food Bank before he made one child’s dream come true.

ARRESTS

That Personalized Jersey May Be A Bad Idea

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It’s been just over 6 months since the city of Vancouver showed the rest of the world the ugly side of sports, as thousands of pissed off, brain dead sociopaths ransacked their city under the guise of being Vancouver Canucks fans upset that their team lost in the Stanley Cup Finals.

CANCER PATIENTS

Philly Fans Boo Anti-Cancer Ad, Cliches Abound

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During the hockey game between the Philadelphia Flyers and Vancouver Canucks on Wednesday night, the Flyers ran the above commercial, titled "Hockey Fights Cancer," on their Jumbotron.

FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS

The Best Of The Boston Bruins Stanley Cup Victory Parade

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It seems like we just can't go a single day without hearing more bad news about the aftermath of the Stanley Cup Finals.

IDIOT FANS

Who Is To Blame For The Rioting?

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I received some strong feedback from yesterday’s gallery of the rioting in Vancouver in the wake of the Canucks’ Game 7 loss in the Stanley Cup Finals.

EVERYTHING ELSE

Vancouver Canucks Fans Spark A Riot For The Ages

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Candidate for Photo of the Year Hockey has never been my cup of tea, and for all intents and purposes, probably never will.

BOSTON BRUINS

Stanley Cup Riot Gallery: The Faces Of Vancouver’s Horrific Sportsmanship

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The story today should be that the Boston Bruins won their first Stanley Cup in 39 years.

Comic Books

Morning Links: About Last Night

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Yesterday, we showed you a gallery of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/06/the-most-intelligent-thought-out-stanley-cup-game-7-preview-ever">Vancouver boobs</a>.

BOSTON BRUINS

The Most Intelligent, Thought Out Stanley Cup Game 7 Preview Ever

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I'm not much of a hockey fan these days, what with my beloved St.

BOSTON BRUINS

Regina George is Flawless

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In the cutest moment to happen since <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/04/someone-taught-kate-upton-how-to-dougie">Kate Upton taught us how to Dougie</a>, a roving cameraman put The Notebook's Rachel McAdams up on the JumBoTron during game four of the Stanley Cup Finals and she got super excited about it.

BOSTON BRUINS

Morning Links: Bruins Fans Show Support by Dying Black Bears Black

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Fun fact: If you ask the average sports fan who he thinks will win the Stanley Cup, he will answer "LeBron James.

HOCKEY

Canucks Win the West with a Knuckle-Puck

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Don't be confused when you watch this video of the Vancouver Canucks defeating the San Jose Sharks in double overtime, you won't be able to tell what happened.

HOCKEY

Canucks Fan Gets Boobs Uploaded to the Entire Internet

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Near the end of of game 2 between Sharks and Canucks in Vancouver, a blonde woman with pierced nipples and I guess not much else going for her decided to go boobs-to-box and flash San Jose's Ben Eager during a penalty.

CARRIE UNDERWOOD

Nicole Kidman Went To A Hockey Game

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Nicole Kidman used to be one of the most beautiful women in the world, but after 600 or so years she’s begun to show her age and that’s fine, because we love all kinds of women.

NASHVILLE PREDATORS

NHL Puck-Up: $94K For A Hockey Card?

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I saw this story earlier in the week and forgot to mention it because I was more concerned with the liberty and freedom of Vancouver’s Green Men, but someone recently purchased a Wayne Gretzky rookie card for $94,163 from an online sports memorabilia auction.




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