EVERYTHINGISTERRIBLE

WATCH: ‘Supervan’ Proves That All It Takes to Rule the World is a Really Sweet Van

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"3 Minute Supervan" really has everything you want in a video - vans, a supervan, a guy whose dad tells him he's never going to amount to anything on account of his dumb van, and then that guy proving his dad wrong by having the greatest van in the world that becomes the envy of all other vanners at the vanning convention.

CHEVY ASTRO VAN

Florida Friday: Jason Sprott arrested after cops notice weed on his shirt

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Today's Florida Friday didn't make Florida Friday because it's so uniquely Florida, or because it's the most lurid, tragic, or bizarre story we've heard, it made Florida Friday because something about the combination of the mugshot, story, name, and the fact that it took place in "Waldo, Florida" I find endlessly amusing.

ACTION FIGURES

The King Of All Van Enthusiasts Backs Into The Afternoon Links

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Today's afternoon links, featuring a geeky nativity scene, the perfect John McAfee Twitter joke, and the coolest dude at the boat ramp.

COMMENTS OF THE WEEK

Comments of the Week: C-Tates goes to space edition

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It was another great week in clever commenting, but hey, I don't need to tell you that, this is FilmDrunk.

70S PHOTOGRAPHY

Rape Van Driver Discovered to be Master of Incredible 70s Photography

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WE HAVE DISCOVERED AN ANCIENT CACHE OF SEVENTIES SOFTCORE PORN PHOTOS TAKEN BY A VAN DRIVER.

galleries

Righteous or Rapey? A Treasury of Rape Vans

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The other day after posting my most recent rape van submission (as the internet's number one destination for vannin' and rape-van related van pictures, it happens all the time), a friend asked, "Wait, is every van a rape van.

DAILY CIRCLE JERK

The World’s Most Legit Rape Van

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My God, is that an AK-47-toting Viking riding a rainbow-sh*tting unicorn into outer space.

BYRD BILLINGS

Disgruntled karate instructor ninja attack should be a movie

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Lost in all the hubbub and butt plug of movie news is a real-life story with all the drama and intrigue of Hollywood blockbuster.

90210

Tori Spelling Has Never Looked So Good

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One of my favorite things on the Internet is the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/neverending-story-van-lady-filmdrunk" target="_self">epic</a> <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/neverending-story-van-vs-filmdrunk-ii" target="_self">feud</a> that happened between FilmDrunk and the simple-minded owners of a <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/neverending-story-van" target="_self">Neverending Story</a><a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/neverending-story-van" target="_self">-themed van</a>.

EXTREMO THE CLOWN

Friday Free For All pt 2: The Rape Clown sings ‘White Wedding’

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You know, I was content to just make jokes about this clown and his terrifying rape van based on <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/06/friday-free-for-all-the-worlds-most-terrifying-rape-van">the pictures alone</a>, but you meddlin' commenters had to keep digging.

clowns

Friday Free for All: The World’s Most Terrifying Rape Van

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Friday Free for All is that time of the week when I get to post something I feel like posting, movie-related or not.

VANNERS

BEHOLD: THE ULTIMATE STAR WARS RAPE VAN

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Ever since <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/neverending-story-van-vs-filmdrunk-ii" target="_blank">Rooster and Trish</a>, the Neverending Story Van owners and frequent threateners of lawsuits against FilmDrunk, walked out of my life, there's been a hole in my heart that booze and public masturbation just couldn't fill.


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