Last week, after ABC News talking figure and human alfalfa sprout George Snuffleupagus was finished feeling like a big boy for tearing NBA legend Dennis Rodman a new B-hole over his visit to North Korea, <a href="http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2013/3/4/4061152/dennis-rodman-kim-jong-un-north-korea-trip">our beloved friend Matt Ufford wrote this takedown of the whole ordeal</a>, and if you haven’t read it, you should, because it’s the good only thing you’ll read about Rodman for the rest of his life.