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49ers-Rams MNF Live Blog

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Luckily the NLCS is off so someone in St. Louis might pay attention tonight.

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The Fantasy Football Support Group Week 5: Larry Donnell Benched Himself

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New York Giants TE Larry Donnell turned in a huge fantasy football performance... and he played Vernon Davis over himself.

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Penis Tackles Should Be Illegal, Says Penis Tackle Victim

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Shocking news you'll never believe: Vernon Davis, whose penis was used as a tackle aide by Rams safety T.J. McDonald on Sunday, reported that the experience was painful and would prefer not to repeat it.

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The Week 8 Fantasy Football Support Group: Save A Little For The Rest Of The Season, Calvin

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If you played against Calvin Johnson or Marvin Jones in fantasy football this week, you probably had a very bad week.

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Packers-49ers Live Blog, First Half

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Coming into the season, it was thought that the 49ers defense would be great, but eventually their lack of offensive firepower could catch up with them against teams that don't struggle to put points on the board.

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Lions-49ers Live Blog – Second Half

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The Lions succeeded in getting a turnover out of the 49ers and turned it into settling for a field goal deflected through off the upright.

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It’s Not Magic, It’s Junk Science – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Vernon and Vontae Davis filmed a commercial for an athletic wrap company called Arctic Ease.

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Do You, Vernon Davis, Do You

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ESPN's news magazine E:60 is doing a profile on Vernon Davis and Aldon Smith.

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The Professional Wrestling Divas Guide To Fantasy Football Tight Ends

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There were three inherent dangers that came with making these rankings.

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Lamar Gets TV Show, Loses Respect

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Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian have been married for nearly a year now, and thankfully, they haven't gotten on my nerves during that time.

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VERNON DAVIS: OUTDOORSMAN

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I'm not huge on the whole "man-law" mantras that seem to be flying around all the time, especially when it comes to some of the more ridiculous minutiae.

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VERNON DAVIS IS DOING WELL FOR HIMSELF

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49ers tight end Vernon Davis is reportedly dating this charming young lady, known to reality TV experts as "Black" from Flavor of Love 3 on VH1.


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