STRANGE DEATHS

A British Man Is Dead After Getting A Vibrator Stuck In His Butt For Five Days

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A friendly reminder: Don't put things into holes in your body and then leave them there.

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This Seems Important: A Norwegian Man Found A Vibrator Inside Of A Fish’s Stomach

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A man was cutting open a large cod he had caught when he noticed an odd lump in its belly, which contained a gigantic orange vibrator.

#Star Wars

These ‘Star Wars’-Themed Sex Toys Will Have You Feeling The Force In No Time

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See what C-3PO, R2-D2, a Stormtrooper, and Darth Vader would look like as vibrators.

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Federal Employees Can Now Get Free Vibrators During This Government Shutdown

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The folks at vibrators.com are offering federal employees free vibrators during the government shutdown.

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Important Internet Experiment: What Does A Porn Star Reading A Book While Using A Vibrator Look Like?

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In the most important experiment ever, photographer Clayton Cubitt films porn star Stoya reading a book while being pleasured by a vibrator.

WASTING MONEY

Well, A 24K Gold Vibrator Is One Way To Honor The 2012 Summer Olympics

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I don’t usually consider a day complete unless I learn something new, and if that’s the case, today is an overwhelming success.

#TRAILERS

A Fancy British Period Drama about the Inventor of Vibrators

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After the jump, I've got the trailer for Hysteria, premiering at TIFF, starring Maggie Gyllenhaal and Hugh "Fancy" Dancy in the story of how Mortimer Granville invented the first vibrator (based on a true story).

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An Erotic Vibrator Chess Set? An Erotic Vibrator Chess Set.

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Look, I'm not disputing the innate sexual allure that accompanies most tabletop board-based games, but what I am doing is raising awareness over which playing pieces most appropriately accent the orifices of the human body.

WHITE PEOPLE WITH DREADLOCKS

I. DON’T. WANT. TO. ‘FEEL THE MOVIE’.

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Hot of the heels of the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/d-box-technologies-shaky-seat-fast-and-furious" target="_blank">Fast and Furious shake-chair</a> comes the news that Phillips Electronics is developing a jacket that will help you "feel the movie.


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