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Vince Young Finally Found A New Job

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Young starts his first job since retiring from the NFL in June.

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The Vince Young Era In Cleveland Is Over

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Vince Young - arguably the best quarterback in Longhorns history - was cut by the Cleveland Browns after just 11 days with the team. So, for those of you keeping score at home, this was even shorter than his time with the Green Bay Packers, which lasted 25 days

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The NFL Is Letting 2014 Draft Picks Choose Their Own Walk-Up Music, But It’s Nothing New

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For whatever reason the NFL is allowing 2014 draft picks to choose their own "walk-up" music. Spoiler alert: they've been doing it for years

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Expensive Nut Hugging — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Logan Ryan's celebratory dick-grabbing against the Jets has predictably cost him some money.

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With Leather’s Watch This: ‘Sign Vince Young’ Should Put Texans Fans On Suicide Watch

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A fan's plea to the Houston Texans to sign Vince Young of course comes in delightful song form.

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Free Agent So Desperate To Return To NFL He’s Willing To Play For The Texans

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Free Agent So Desperate To Return To NFL He's Willing To Play For The Texans, A Team That Booed Their Last Quarterback When He Was Injured - The real headline I wanted to use if it didn't violate what loosely goes for a style guide around here.

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Patriots Release Tim Tebow Causing An Immediate Run On Schadenfreude

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The New England Patriots released quarterback Tim Tebow today causing an immediate run on schadenfreude as NFL.

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So Long, Gigantosaur — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Shawne Merriman announced his retirement from the NFL on Tuesday.

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How Vince Young Spent $300,000 On His Birthday Party

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We found out last year that Vince Young is in a spot of financial trouble by virtue of being generally dumb with money, coupled with reckless spending habits.

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Vince Young Is Also Smart With Money Management

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Over the off-season, Vince Young signed a free agent contract with the Bills to serve as the back-up to Ryan Fitzpatrick, but VY was let go just prior to opening weekend when the team traded for his quarterbacking clone, Tarvaris Jackson.

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Here’s A List Of Things That Vince Young Could Have Bought While Going Broke

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For some reason, Vince Young’s attorneys are apparently telling everyone with ears that the former No.

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Vince Young Had A Guaranteed $26 Million & Still Went Broke?

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I have no idea how a person could be guaranteed $26 million dollars and be "nearly broke" several years later, but then again everything about Vince Young's professional football career defied logic.

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T-Jack To The Bills Is Troll Genius

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Tarvaris Jackson being traded to the Bills is inspired work by 5Chan.

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The Today Show Is RAYCESS

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Michael Vick is on a book tour promoting "Finally Free", an autobiography in which he goes into detail about that thing he did.

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The Internet Is For Scams

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From: Vince Young Date: May 1, 2012 7:14:15 PM Subject: Bells QB Deer Bells Can I get $$$$$ 4 being a QB.

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Don’t Forget To Bring An Unsigned Quarterback

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Vince Young for Towels from Vince Young Vince Young and Funny or Die: two things that were a lot more relevant a few years ago.


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