THE EXPENDABLES 3

Expendables Fantasy Draft: How Would You Assemble Your Perfect Team Of Action Heroes?

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Our panel of eight experts faced off in an epic fantasy draft challenge to select their ultimate 'Expendables' action hero lineups.

#FROTCAST

Frotcast 216: Robin Williams, Guardians of the Galaxy, And Putin With Heather

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This week's Frotcast, in which Heather the famously glib lesbian drops by to talk Robin Williams, TMNT, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Vladimir Putin.

Mickey Rourke

Mickey Rourke And His Awesome Hair Explain Why Vlad Putin Is A Real Swell Guy

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Mickey Rourke filled in for Jessica Alba on 'The Tonight Show' and explained why people shouldn't be mad about his Vladimir Putin shirt.

Steven Seagal

Steven Seagal Played A Concert For Russian Separatists In Crimea

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Steven Seagal played a concert under a Donetsk People's Republic flag and was gifted a t-shirt with Putin's face on it.

#THE SIMPSONS

Russian Protestors Are Using A Doctored ‘Simpsons’ Opening To Call Putin A Dickhead

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A doctored "Simpsons" opening that features Bart calling Putin a dickhead has been popping up on Russian social media sites.

#John Oliver

John Oliver (And Russia) Finally Found That Satellite Full Of Rabid Sex Geckos

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Those Russian sex geckos might've been rescued before his show aired, but that won't stop John Oliver from taking credit for the rescue.

#WWE

NHL Stars Taking Awkward Photos With Vladimir Putin Is Our New Favorite Thing

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NHL stars Evgeni Malkin and Alex Ovechkin took cheesy photos with Russian President Vladimir Putin and they are amazing.

VLADIMIR PUTIN

Vladimir Putin Is To Hockey What Kim Jong-Il Claimed To Be To Everything

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In an exhibition hockey game, Vladimir Putin scored 6 goals in leading his team to a 21-4 victory on Saturday night.

#PRO WRESTLING

On Russia, Racism And Why Rusev Only Seems To Squash Black Wrestlers

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There is a connection between WWE's Alexander Rusev, the racism Clippers owner Donald Sterling and Russia. Stay with me here ...

#PRO WRESTLING

The Best And Worst Of WWE Extreme Rules 2014

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The Best and Worst of WWE Extreme Rules 2014, the one night a year when WWE goes EXTREME~. Midgets had a TLC match.

#ART

World Politicians Drawn As Notorious Disney Villains: Putin, Palin, Obama, And More

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Kim Jong-un, Vladimir Putin, Sarah Palin, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and more get turned into notorious Disney movie villains.

VLADIMIR PUTIN

Buffalo’s Mighty Taco Has Gone Ahead And Banned Vladimir Putin From All Of Their Restaurants

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Buffalo's Mighty Taco has taken the offensive against Russia's invasion of Crimea by banning Vladimir Putin from all of their restaurants.

#jimmy fallon

Sarah Palin Took A Break From Her Reality Show To Play Pretend Politician On 'The Tonight Show'

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Sarah Palin stopped by The Tonight Show to talk some sense into Vladimir Putin (Jimmy Fallon).

VLADIMIR PUTIN

Steven Seagal Has Become Putin’s Dennis Rodman

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The guy who gropes his assistants and killed a puppy with a tank calls Russia's invasion of the Crimea "very reasonable."

VLADIMIR PUTIN

Putin's Top Aide Wants You To Know That Tupac Is The Only Thing That Interests Him About The U.S.

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Vladimir Putin's top aide Vladislav Surkov laughs at US sanctions, loves Tupac, Ginsberg, and Pollock.

#FOX NEWS

Jon Stewart Spanks Fox News For Essentially Cheering For Putin And Russia To Embarrass Obama And America

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If you've watched Fox News lately, you know that Putin has balls of steel while Obama is a bowl of fat-free pudding, basically. Jon Stewart has had enough.

VLADIMIR PUTIN

Madonna Stole An Artist’s Work, So He’s Out For Revenge

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Madonna could have raised thousands for Stonewall and Human Rights Watch. Instead, she stole Jim'll Paint It's work without accreditation.

VLADIMIR PUTIN

‘Mo Sochi Mo Problems’ Is The Perfect Anthem For Russia’s Dysfunctional Winter Olympics

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DJ Steve Porter has put together the anthem the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics deserves.


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