Von Miller: blipster linebacker

Von Miller’s Got Friends in Loo Places

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When possible hipster Von Miller received a 6 game suspension, there were more questions than answers.

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Is Smoking Marijuana A Part Of Your Life?

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That's an actual question someone asked Von Miller during his press conference about his ongoing suspension appeal (2:12 mark).

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Von Miller Facing Four-Game Suspension For Taking Drugs In 2011

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All-Pro linebacker and chicken farmer Von Miller is appealing a four-game suspension stemming from a positive test for amphetamines and marijuana during his rookie season in 2011.

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Von Miller Has A Party Onesie

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Spotted at the Rehab pool party in Las Vegas over the Memorial Day weekend.

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Von Miller Leads The League In Chicken Tattoos

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All-Pro linebacker and future poultry baron Von Miller already bears one tattoo of a chicken drumstick that he added not long after he was drafted in 2011.

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Von Miller Wants To Be A Chicken Baron

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For a while, it's been known that Von Miller has an interest in chicken farming.

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Von Miller Guarantees The Broncos Will Win Super Bowl XLVIII

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Typically, when players want to do something as bold as tell the world their team is going to win the next Super Bowl, they do it in a way calculated to get the most immediate exposure.

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Ravens-Broncos Live Blog, Second Half

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Ye gods, we have watchable postseason football.

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The Best Moments From Broncos-Raiders

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After week, our Thursday nights until next September will be devoid of sloppy football and Mayock lisping.

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Broncos-Raiders Live Blog, First Half

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In case anyone got spoiled by last week's Saints-Falcons Thursday nighter, the NFL is following that up with a bracing shot of unwatchability with a showdown of AFC West rivals of dramatically different skill level.

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The Best Moments From Week 11 Sunday

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I doubt anyone looks good cheering wildly for their favorite team, but this mongoloid in the J.

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The Best Moments From Broncos-Chargers

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You don't have the biggest comeback in the history of Monday Night Football without extensive quantities of derp and schadenfreude.

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Your Up-To-The-Second Playoff Picture Updated Round The Clock With Newer, Cheaper Jokes

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Unless you're part of Peter King's intended audience of people who don't actually watch football, you have a pretty good idea of which teams are likely to make the postseason.


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