Kelly Hall is better at basketball than you.
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Kelly Hall is better at basketball than you.
The Faux John Madden Twitter account made a joke about Christian Ponder, so his wife Samantha Steele jumped to his defense. Against fake John Madden.
A long, long time ago, in a galaxy that was actually Los Angeles, Kim Kardashian <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/sports/2013/03/not-shocking-at-all-kim-kardashians-marriage-to-kris-humphries-was-pretty-fake/" target="_blank">was married to an NBA player named Kris Humphries</a>.
Adrienne Bosh's Parisian Princess themed baby shower was one of the most ridiculous things you'll see this week.
As the Reds were losing to the Pirates, Dallas Latos claimed that a female Pirates fan attacked her and punched her three times while the cops ignored her.
Dustin Johnson has been having a decent enough year in the PGA, as the 29-year old is currently <a href="http://espn.go.com/golf/moneylist" target="_blank">ranked No. 16 on the money list</a> with $2.
Last night, the Boston Bruins took a commanding 3-1 lead over the Toronto Maple Leafs in their first round Stanley Cup Playoffs series, and nobody really cares about that because Happy Endings star Elisha Cuthbert was in the crowd and – did that girl just get sassy with Alex Kerkovich.
I may or may not have a Google news alert set for “Paulina Gretzky wearing tank tops in public”, but it worked in my favor today because Wayne Gretzky’s pride and joy is currently running around Augusta National supporting her boyfriend Dustin Johnson.
Forgive me, faithful With Leatherheads, for I have sinned.
This week has already been highlighted by “news” that includes people <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6865235/twidiots-beyonce-the-treasonous-traitor">accusing Beyonce of treason for lip-syncing the National Anthem</a>, Manti Te’o playing <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/manti-teo-tells-katie-couric-briefly-lied-girlfriend/story?id=18290412">the “What would you do?” game</a> with Katie Couric, and Sheryl Crow, of all people, <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2013/01/sheryl-crow-on-ex-lance-armstrong-the-truth-will-set-you-free/">being dragged through the mud over Lance Armstrong</a> admitting that he used PEDs, so I think it’s safe to say that this is quite the slow news week.
Italian soccer star Mario Balotelli is only 22-years old, and as the face and presumable future of Manchester City and the Italian National Team, it’s safe to say that he has a long career ahead of him.
Perhaps we jumped the gun a little when it was reported that Mario Balotelli – just one day after Italy lost to Spain in the Euro 2012 Final – was ready to embrace his role as a proud daddy when <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/mario-balotelli-didnt-need-to-win-euro-2012#page/1">his ex-girlfriend Raffaella Fico announced that she was pregnant with his baby</a>.
Italy may have had its meatballs snipped off by Spain <a href="http://world.time.com/2012/07/02/la-rojas-stunning-euro-2012-success-enthralls-a-depressed-spain/">with a 4-0 loss in the Euro 2012 Final</a>, but that doesn’t mean it’s all misery and depression for Mario Balotelli and Co.
Really, the only reason anyone would want to play for the Knicks would be to maximize your endorsement opportunity in America's largest television market.
English soccer legend Gary Lineker celebrated his 50th birthday on Tuesday with his second wife and his son and probably other people, but none of them mattered because <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1334624/Gary-Linekers-wife-Danielle-looks-buxom-50th-birthday-London.html?ito=feeds-newsxml">LOOK AT HIS WIFE!</a> But as much as I’d love the story to be about Danielle Lineker’s awesome boobage, there’s an even more fitting story making the rounds about this futbol star, who leads England with 10 career World Cup goals.
Anyone who's anyone on the internet knows that Wikipedia isn't a legitimate news source.
When you're an international hockey superstar whose hardest decision is which group of babes you're going to party with tonight, what else is there for you to do.
After all of the hubbub surrounding the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/06/england-soccer-aint-humpin-around">presence of the wives and girlfriends</a> of Team England’s players at the World Cup, those blokes probably could have used some extra buggering with their sexy birds.
<a href="http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/about-last-night/2010/06/chicago-fire-player-marries-playboy-model-after-dating-seven-weeks.html">--via Chicago Tribune</a> Soccer players have been notorious for having some of the hottest WAGs in the world, but they usually don't need help from Facebook.
There's never really a bad time to post a picture of a scantily clad beautiful woman, but this time, it's actually relevant.