#Florida

Meet The Florida Teen Who Had Sex With A Stuffed Horse In Walmart’s Bedding Department

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Does this look like a man who would have sex with a stuffed horse and then make a huge mess by putting it back on the shelf?

#Tracy Morgan

Walmart: It’s Tracy Morgan’s Fault One Of Our Trucks Nearly Killed Him

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Walmart's lawyers say Tracy Morgan is to blame for his injuries because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt when their truck rammed into him.

WALMART

This Walmart Shoplifter Used The Store’s Motorized Wheelcart As Her Getaway Vehicle

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This brazen criminal stole a bunch of merchandise from Walmart then stole one of their wheelcarts to drive off in.

WALMART

A Teenager Built Compounds To Live Secretly Inside A Texas Walmart For Days

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A 14-year-old boy took Walmart's 'Save Money, Live Better' slogan just a little bit too literally.

#tracy morgan

Tracy Morgan Is Suing Walmart Over Their Involvement In His Car Crash

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Tracy Morgan is holding Walmart responsible for their involvement in the crash that left him in critical condition and his friend dead.

#PRO WRESTLING

WWE’s Emma Missed Raw Because She Was Being Arrested For Shoplifting At Walmart

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WWE Diva Emma missed Monday's Raw because she was being arrested and taken into custody for trying to shoplift an iPhone case from Walmart.

#tracy morgan

Tracy Morgan: Still Critical, But Improving

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Tracy Morgan's far from being okay after surviving <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2014/06/tracy-morgan-injured-car-crash">last week's horrible crash</a>.

#.lol

Walmart Needs To Give This DVD Bundling Anti-Belieber A Raise

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"Whoever bundles the movies at Walmart has a good sense of humor," says the eagle-eyed so-and-so who uploaded this funny picture.

WALMART

A Woman Is Suing Walmart Over A Dandruff Shampoo That Allegedly Ruined Her Butt-Length Hair

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A Portland Oregon woman is suing Walmart for $10,000 after she claims their shampoo ruined her super long hair that went to her butt.

#Justin Bieber

A Pissed Off Father Confronted Justin Bieber Inside Walmart For Acting Like An Entitled Little Twat

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Walmart is where bored high school students go to at night when there's nothing else better do. It's NOT for the Justin Biebers of the world.

WALMART

Is This Walmart Commercial Inspirational, Wildly Manipulative, Or Both?

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A new Walmart commercial featuring a disabled man is being touted as inspirational, but is it also exploitative?

WAVE

Walmart’s WAVE: Behold The ‘Truck Of Tomorrow’

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Walmart's futuristic new WAVE truck is expected to dramatically improve fuel efficiency in the coming years.

WALMART

Everyone’s Favorite Meth-Smoking Incest Enthusiast Found Yet Another Way To Get Thrown In Jail

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Charlene Ellet, who famously made out with her brother in jail after being arrested for shoplifting and meth possession, is back in jail.

#AMAZON

Beyoncé Went Shopping At Walmart As A Screw You To Amazon And Target

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Amazon won't sell Beyonce's new album, but Walmart will. So she went to one.

#FLORIDA

A Florida Wal-Mart Employee Shot Up A Co-Worker’s Car Over The ‘Employee Of The Month’ Award

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A Florida man is accused of shooting the window of his co-worker's car because he was jealous that she won the Wal-Mart Employee of the Month honor.

WALMART

This Is Either A Puerto Rican Black Friday Stampede Or A Deleted Scene From ‘World War Z’

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The people of Puerto Rico got together to execute a shameful Black Friday stampede, destroying themselves and a Walmart in the process.


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