Posts Tagged: WALMART

FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS

A Woman Is Suing Walmart Over A Dandruff Shampoo That Allegedly Ruined Her Butt-Length Hair

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A Portland Oregon woman is suing Walmart for $10,000 after she claims their shampoo ruined her super long hair that went to her butt.

Justin Bieber

A Pissed Off Father Confronted Justin Bieber Inside Walmart For Acting Like An Entitled Little Twat

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Walmart is where bored high school students go to at night when there's nothing else better do. It's NOT for the Justin Biebers of the world.

TV COMMERCIALS

Is This Walmart Commercial Inspirational, Wildly Manipulative, Or Both?

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A new Walmart commercial featuring a disabled man is being touted as inspirational, but is it also exploitative?

FUEL EFFICIENCY

Walmart’s WAVE: Behold The ‘Truck Of Tomorrow’

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Walmart's futuristic new WAVE truck is expected to dramatically improve fuel efficiency in the coming years.

WALMART

Everyone’s Favorite Meth-Smoking Incest Enthusiast Found Yet Another Way To Get Thrown In Jail

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Charlene Ellet, who famously made out with her brother in jail after being arrested for shoplifting and meth possession, is back in jail.

BEYONCE

Beyoncé Went Shopping At Walmart As A Screw You To Amazon And Target

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Amazon won't sell Beyonce's new album, but Walmart will. So she went to one.

SHOOTING

A Florida Wal-Mart Employee Shot Up A Co-Worker’s Car Over The ‘Employee Of The Month’ Award

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A Florida man is accused of shooting the window of his co-worker's car because he was jealous that she won the Wal-Mart Employee of the Month honor.

Fights

This Is Either A Puerto Rican Black Friday Stampede Or A Deleted Scene From ‘World War Z’

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The people of Puerto Rico got together to execute a shameful Black Friday stampede, destroying themselves and a Walmart in the process.

local news

A Woman Caught A Man Masturbating In Walmart And Shamed Him On Video

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When nobody would help Beth Davis apprehend a man she caught masturbating in a Tulsa Walmart, she pointed her camera at him and made sure he was busted.

WTF

Walmart Is Holding A Food Drive For Its Own Needy Employees

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Walmart, which fights vehemently against raising the minimum wage, is holding a holiday food drive for its own needy employees. Um, yeah.

MEMES

The Tweens Are Back And Worse Than Ever With The Walmart Ball Pit Trend

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No-good tweens are jumping into Walmart ball pits, causing mass hysteria.

endorsements

Walmart Dropped Paula Deen And Customers Are Furious Over It

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Paula Deen's fans took to Walmart's Facebook page with furious complaints after news broke that the retailer had dropped the embattled celebrity cook.

FAIL

Girl Tries to Climb Into Walmart’s Ball Rack

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The ball rack is designed to hold balls.

DRUNK DRIVING

Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Driving Drunk Inside A Walmart

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A homeless man named Timothy Carr entered a Brooksville, Florida, Walmart on Sunday night, grabbed an alcoholic beverage from a shelf, started boozing and took himself a little joyride on a motorized shopping cart, for which he received a DWI.

Shoplifting

There Was A Black Friday Weekend Death After All

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On Friday we noted that there hadn't been a single death resulting from Black Friday shopping that had been reported. Well, so much for that!

Music

Jewel Singing A Song About Walmart In 2012 Is The Official End Of The 1990s

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For reasons unbeknownst to anyone, folk singer Jewel was asked by Walmart to perform a song about the retail giant. Hilarity ensued.

FOOT FETISH

Man caught sucking teen’s toes in Walmart had a great pick-up line

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Yes, there's still movie news going around, but I'm posting this because it's my favorite thing on the internet right now.

Pitbull Visitied A Walmart In Rural Alaska, Just As The Internet Hoped He Would

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Well it happened, Internet -- Pitbull was shipped off to a Walmart in rural Alaska, just as you wished he would be.

Well Done, Internet: Pitbull Is Headed To A Walmart In The Frozen Wilds Of Alaska

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Walmart held a contest promising a concert by Pitbull at the store with the most Facebook "likes." The internet took it from there.


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