Posts Tagged: WAYNE ROONEY

DANIEL STERN

Manchester United, Now Featuring The Bad Guys From ‘Home Alone’

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Wayne Rooney and Marouane Fellaini of Manchester United look exactly like the bad guys from 'Home Alone,' says an astute Imgurer.

ANDREW COLE

Blindfold Soccer Is The Best Soccer

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<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/03/blindfold-soccer-is-the-best-soccer/wayne-rooney-blindfolded" rel="attachment wp-att-108119"></a>I always appreciate when things get added to soccer to make it more difficult -- <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/11/beercup-is-supposed-to-be-a-soccermma-hybrid-but-its-mostly-just-assholes-hurting-each-other" target="_blank">random MMA rules</a>, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/10/soccer-explosion-video-anorthosis-omonia-nicosia" target="_blank">firecrackers</a>, whatever -- but my new favorite unnecessary soccer accoutrement is BLINDFOLDS, because apparently telepathic soccer is a thing.

CRISTIANO RONALDO

Mario Balotelli Didn't Need To Win Euro 2012

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Italy may have had its meatballs snipped off by Spain <a href="http://world.time.com/2012/07/02/la-rojas-stunning-euro-2012-success-enthralls-a-depressed-spain/">with a 4-0 loss in the Euro 2012 Final</a>, but that doesn’t mean it’s all misery and depression for Mario Balotelli and Co.

CHARITY

For Just $90,000 You Can Buy Wayne Rooney's Custom Motorcycle

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England and Ukraine will face off against each other at 2:45 ET on ESPN today in a match to determine which of the two teams will advance from Group D at the Euro 2012 tournament.

AWARDS

Shakira Is A Very Good Reason To Like Soccer

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Last we <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/10/why-would-someone-ever-cheat-on-shakira?preview=true&preview_id=67372&preview_nonce=419b1fe116">checked in on international pop superstar Shakira</a>, she was dumping her no-good soccer star boyfriend, Gerard Piqué, because he allegedly couldn’t stop putting his balls in other girls’ nets.

ATHLETES SHOULD NOT HAVE TWITTER

British Tabloids Googling for Arrested Development Screencaps

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British tabloids are "blazing hot" this morning after Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney tweeted the first photo of his hair transplant, because British tabloids spent a month talking about that one lady's wedding hat and get bent out of shape over everything.

EPL

Wayne Rooney Is Good At Soccer

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We finally tracked down some video of Wayne Rooney's bicycle kick goal against Man City over the weekend.

FLORIDA

Urine For A Shower Of Golden News

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It seems like only yesterday that I was given a student referral in college for public urination, and for all I know it could have been yesterday because I drink a lot.

NFL

IT’S LIKE RAIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY

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England failing to qualify for Euro 2008 hasn't stopped the WAG-tastic flow of stories coming out of English soccer.

MANCHESTER UNITED

WAYNE ROONEY 2 GANGSTA FA NICKELBACK

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Star Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has <a href="http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/gangsta%20rooney%20snubs%20rock%20video_1044927" target="_blank">turned down the opportunity</a> to appear alongside such luminaries as ZZ Top, Kid Rock, Nelly Furtado, and Gene Simmons in the video for "Rock Star" by Nickelback.

ENGLAND

Wayne Rooney Has Something He Wants You to See

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Striker <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/soccer/story/6054754" target="_blank">Wayne Rooney made a "gesture"</a> -- I'm gonna go ahead and assume it was obscene -- during an altercation with a fan after England's loss to Croatia in a European Championship qualifier.


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