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Weekend Movie Guide: ‘The Purge: Anarchy’ And ‘Sex Tape’ Lead The Way

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Not a lot happening at the movies this weekend, but you're covered if you like murder porn and slapstick comedies with timely Apple jokes.

A LONG WAY DOWN

Weekend Movie Guide: It’s ‘Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes’ Or Very Little Else

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'Dawn of the Planet of the Apes' is the only movie opening wide this weekend, so get yourself some man-on-monkey war.

begin again

Weekend Movie Guide: Transformers And Dinobots And Giant Paychecks, Oh My!

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'Transformers: Age of Extinction' is set to clean up at the box office this weekend, ensuring 10 more films in Michael Bay's toy franchise.

JERSEY BOYS

Weekend Movie Guide: Won’t You Please Think Like A Man Again?

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Kevin Hart and Co. take their 'guys act like this' and 'girls act like this' routine to Las Vegas for 'Think Like a Man Too.'

22 JUMP STREET

Weekend Movie Guide: C-Tates Is Gonna Make You Jump, Jump

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Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill are back for even more buddy cop jokes in '22 Jump Street.'

Edge of Tomorrow

Weekend Movie Guide: ‘The Fault In Our Stars’ Is Going To Make Your Tears Cry

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'Edge of Tomorrow' looks to excite while 'The Fault in Our Stars' wants to make moviegoers hang themselves from sadness this weekend.

A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST

Weekend Movie Guide: Disney Vs. Old West Poop Jokes, Who Ya Got?

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Can Seth MacFarlane's poop jokes take down Disney's darkest villain at the box office?

BLENDED

Weekend Movie Guide: If Only The X-Men Could Stop Happy Madison’s Evil

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'X-Men: Days of Future Past' will take home an estimated $100 million this weekend. If life is fair, 'Blended' will make 0% of that.

MILLION DOLLAR ARM

Weekend Movie Guide: ‘Godzilla’ Is Here To Crush Every Movie In Its Path

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'Godzilla' opens wide for all of the summer action fans, while Disney tries to make the story of 'Million Dollar Arm' heartwarming.

BRICK MANSIONS

Weekend Movie Guide: ‘The Other Woman’? Try The Other Movie (Burn)

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'The Other Woman' takes on 'Brick Mansions' and 'The Quiet Ones' in a critically-underwhelming weekend in theaters.

AFFLICTED

Weekend Movie Guide: The Captain Is Back To Beat Up Commies Or Something

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Captain America should dominate this weekend, even without the Avengers that have cooler powers and stories.

BAD WORDS

Weekend Movie Guide: ‘Noah’ Is The Perfect Party Boat Movie For Spring Break

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'Noah' headlines a pretty big weekend at the box office, as Arnold kills everyone in sight in 'Sabotage.'

MUPPETS MOST WANTED

Weekend Movie Guide: 'Divergent' Is Probably Going To Have A Huge Weekend

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The young adult dystopian future movie trend will get some new life this weekend, as 'Divergent' is expected to clean up at the box office.

300 RISE OF AN EMPIRE

Weekend Movie Guide: The Abs Are Back In ’300: Rise Of An Empire’

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The adventures of rippled abs in fake Ancient Greece continue with '300: Rise of an Empire' this weekend.

ODD THOMAS

Weekend Movie Guide: Time For Those Non-Stop ‘Non-Stop’ Ads To Stop

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Liam Neeson kicks some ass in the friendly skies in 'Non-Stop,' while 'Son of God' brings Jesus back to the big screen.

3 DAYS TO KILL

Weekend Movie Guide: ‘The LEGO Movie’ Is Probably Going To Be No. 1 Again

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'Pompeii' and '3 Days to Kill' are going to need a lot of help to take down 'The LEGO Movie' at the box office.

ABOUT LAST NIGHT

Weekend Movie Guide: About RoboCop’s Endless Love Tale

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'RoboCop' leads a weekend of three remakes, because everyone in Hollywood clearly took too many vacations last year.

A FANTASTIC FEAR OF EVERYTHING

Weekend Movie Guide: ‘The Monuments Men’ Protect Art, Not Make It

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Despite terrible reviews, 'The Monuments Men' should probably clean up at the box office this weekend, as will 'The LEGO Movie.'

LABOR DAY

Weekend Movie Guide: ‘That Awkward Moment’ Is Here To Piss More People Off

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The poorly-reviewed 'That Awkward Moment' and 'Labor Day' are all we have to watch in theaters this weekend.

ENEMIES CLOSER

Weekend Movie Guide: ‘I, Frankenstein’ Is A Buttchinned Take On A Classic

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'I, Frankenstein' is the only new movie opening wide this weekend, but fortunately there are some Oscar-nominated films coming back to save us.


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