A Woman Who Went Searching For Her Birth Mother Found Out That She And Her Husband Are Siblings

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Finding out that your husband is also your brother? That's gotta be awkward.


This Dad Accidentally Delivered His Newborn Baby Right Into The Toilet

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We can think of some good nicknames this baby should probably have for the rest of its life.


A Mom Is Blaming Another Stabbing On Internet Legend Slender Man

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A mom in Ohio is blaming an attack on her daughter's slight interest in Slender Man.


Man Buys ‘Penis Enlargement Device’, Receives Magnifying Glass

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It sounds like a gag gift sold at a roadside souvenir shop from the '70s, yet it's a medical scam currently being pulled on online shoppers.


Two Preteen Girls Stab Friend 19 Times, Blame Internet Legend Slender Man

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Two 12-year-old girls are being charged as adults in the attempted murder of a classmate, an act they claimed was done for The Slender Man.


The Luckiest Kittens In The World Survived Being Accidentally Shipped To San Diego

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Somehow, two kittens were boxed and shipped from L.A. to San Diego. Really.

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Why A Dead Body Turned Up On The 'Avengers: Age Of Ultron' Set

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'The Avengers: Age Of Ultron' stumbled across a dead body while shooting. Here's what happened.


A Man Performing An Accidental C-Section On A Roadkill Porcupine Saved Its Baby

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In the weirdest news of the day, a quest for elusive "porcupine stomach minerals" leads to a baby porcupine. Makes sense.


Oh Sweet Irony: Homeopathic Remedies Recalled Because They Contained Medicine

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In the most deliciously ironic news of the day, the FDA has recalled several homeopathic remedies for containing real medicine.


Man Defends Ex-Wife's Honor Against The Zelda Master Sword

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A fellow in Katy, Texas got quite a surprise when he pulled a Zelda Master Sword during a fight, and discovered another Zelda fan in his opponent.


Meet The Florida Cop Who Figured Out How To Turn 911 Into His Own Personal Booty Call Service

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Florida. FLORIDA. The only state capable of one-upping "life imitates art" months before True Detective even started airing on HBO.


The Scourge Of SquAIDS: Town Gripped In Fear Of Squirrel AIDS Epidemic Prank

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It was only a matter of time before the SquAIDS came for us all. The Squaipocalypse has begun in New Jersey.


Cops Called Over Cosplayer’s Underboob. Did Somebody Say Underboob Appreciation Gallery?

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Some buzzkill prompted a police report over a cosplayer showing underboob in an accurate costume. Sounds like a good time for an underboob cosplay gallery.


Florida Man, The World's Worst Superhero, Is Now On Twitter

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A viral photo from Reddit is now a single-serving Twitter account aggregating news about the many failures of "Florida Man," the worst superhero.


’30 Rock’ Already Took Care Of Your Rebranding, Bazooka


Bazooka just needs to start running this '30 Rock' clip, and it'll reverse their sales slide the American way. Using fear.


Police Called To Break Up The Cat Party (And Links)


Today's links, featuring the headline of the day, party cat, and Henri the Existential Cat's thoughts on Halloween.


GIF Reactions To Horrible News: The Winner Of A Bug-Eating Contest Dies

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Florida resident Edward Archbald collapsed shortly after winning a python in a bug-eating contest. This is tragic, and we deal with it by looking at GIFS.

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