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Wes Welker Is Visiting With The Dolphins

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Wes Welker is visiting Miami, where he spent a few years early in his NFL career.

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Tom Brady Ain’t Got Time For Friends

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Sorry, Wes Welker, it's not friend time right now.

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Wes Welker Signs Cancer Patient’s Head

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The first cranium I've ever seen signed.

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Patriots-Broncos AFC Championship Live Blog

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Is the world ready for Tamme-Mulligan II?

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Raiders-Broncos MNF Live Blog, Second Half

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So this game has played out almost exactly as predicted, so it's the small things we have to appreciate.

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Ravens-Broncos Season Opener Live Blog – Second Half

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[via] Hey look - Ray Lewis made it to the game after all.

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Ravens-Broncos Season Opener Live Blog – First Half

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Oh sweet football - love of my life, destroyer of brains, enabler of drunks - you've returned.

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Wes Welker: Scrappy Scent Salesman

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Tired of only hawking adult diapers and hair transplant clinics, Wes Welker is now pushing Old Spice in a series of ads.

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Photoshop Fun With The Broncos SI Cover

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The Broncos mostly scraptastic aerial assault made the cover of the next Sports Illustrated, which contains a story about how Wes Welker had to grudgingly endure the presence of Grumblelord Bill Belichick during his final years in New England.

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Chad Ass Slap Dot GIF — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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TMZ has a GIF of the ass-slap that earned Chad Johnson 30 days in jail.

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Grit Does Burn

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"WHEN YOU LEAVE AMENDOLER NATION, YOU GET THE DAAHHHKKKIEEE TREATMENT.

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The Cassel Era Is Over — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Congrats, Chiefs fans, the Matt Cassel era is officially over now that the team has released him.

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FACK YOU, WELKAHHHH

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The Patriots lowballed their gritty little scrapper and now he has left for the slightly less off-puttingly white pastures of Denver, where he'll become the new Brandon Stokley for Peyton Manning for the next two years, provided Pey-Pey's neck doesn't break and Welker stops dropping critical passes in the post-season.

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AFC Championship Live Blog, First Half

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When Baltimore defensive coordinator Dean Pees was asked this week how his team plans to stop Tom Brady, he jokingly replied, "Hire Tonya Harding." No need to outsource the Dreamboat injury duties when you got Bernard Pollard on the roster.

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Texans-Patriots Live Blog, First Half

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After an early afternoon reprieve from regular season rematches, it's back to teams that have seen each other in the recent past.

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Why Not The Whole Stadium? — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Security at Qualcomm Stadium was forced to eject an entire section of the upper deck on Sunday during the Chargers' regular season finale win over the Raiders.

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The Best Moments From Texans-Patriots

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Another fine example of why Peter King is afraid to have fully formed opinions about things.


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