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Your Week 13 Early Games Open Thread

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via What was once just a lackluster early afternoon slate of games is instead a somber three hours headlined by the most depressing game possible.

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MY DAD IS COOLAH THAN YO-AH DAD! – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Bill Simmons felt the need to mark the 34th anniversary of the first Halloween movie by taking his son to a place where part of the movie was filmed in a Patriots jersey and a Michael Myers mask.

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Tom Brady’s Swearing Actually The Result Of Teammate Trolling

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While we were correct in identifying that Tom Brady was spotted by CBS cameras saying "F*ck you, bitches" on the sideline after his rushing touchdown in the third quarter of Sunday's game was confirmed by an official review, we were wrong in assuming that the outburst was directly angrily at the Bills or their fans.

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Trolling For Our Freedom – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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A submission from reader Alex in Afghanistan: Long time reader, first time emailer.

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The Return Of Fan Fights – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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There wasn't much of a contest on the field at MetLife Stadium on Sunday, so fans in the upper reaches of the stands had to stage their own battle for New York State, replete with Zubaz, women punching and the finest that humanity has to offer (Jersey and Western New York chapters).

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: New England Patriots

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The Patriots once again lost in the Super Bowl to the Giants thanks to yet another late 4th quarter comeback drive orchestrated by Eli Manning.

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Brady Bump – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Judging from her slightly distended tummy, Gisele is showing signs that the next lil' troll genius is on the way.

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Wes Welker Gets Hair Transplant, Remains Just Attractive Enough To Play With Brady

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This off-season, Wes Welker started hawking adult diapers and he got married.

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Welkah Caused A Scene At The Wine Festival

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Wes Welker is in Aspen prepping for his wedding to former Hooters bikini model Anna Burns.

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HEY SULLY, DUDN’T THIS GUY LOOK LIKE CAWNBREAD MAXWELL???

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"Check out this rawk dahhkie awl butthurt cawse the Sawx took his chicken.

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Don’t Hurt Orakpo, Cooch – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Mike Shanahan drove his golf cart into the one that 'Skins linebacker/odd choice for Geico pitchman Brian Orakpo was riding during a tournament today at Trump National, which is touted as being in D.

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Larry Izzo Once Made Lofty Underpants Nuggets On The Sideline

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A shame that Drew's Jamboroo isn't in season, as this would make workable Great Moments in Poop History fodder.

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NFL-Sanctioned Nike Uniform Porn, Featuring Champ Bailey, The Ben, and WELKAHHHHHH

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You may have already seen this video via Twitter or my primary home of SB Nation, but as long as KSK exists there will be room for homoeroticism, shouts of "WELKAH," and my all-consuming, soul-burning hatred for Ben Roethlisberger.

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Embarrassing Products Need Endorsers Too

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Wes Welker, DeMarcus Ware and Clay Matthews are in a new commercial for Depend, because elder football fans need to buy things other than just dick pills.

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Meast and Least of Super Bowl XLVI

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Today is Patriots Schadenfreude Day, which is always a supreme delight, but does come tinged by the knowledge that once it's over, there's still about 220 more days until meaningful NFL games are played.

When will Jewish delicatessens quit pandering to the gentiles with bagel sandwiches?

This Man Needs A Bagelwich

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Kupel's Bakery in Brookline is looking to create a bagel sandwich named for Wes Welker, and they've reached out to their Twitter followers for suggestions.

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Those Corners Really Need to Clean Up Their Act

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It's no wonder the Patriots have had to make do with guys like Randall Gay in the secondary the last few years.

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Welkah is too sexy for his shirt…

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Larry Izzo hosts a karaoke event dubbed "Larryoke" and his Patriot teammates turned out in en masse.


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