#Taylor Swift

Pop Music Hasn’t Been This White Since The Early 1980s

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Where the white women at? All over the Billboard charts.

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Fox News Is Freaking Out About The ‘Problem Of Whiteness’ Course Being Taught At ASU

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The conservative media doesn't like the university's seminar, entitled 'The Problem of Whiteness.' They also don't like learnin' stuff.

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Watch Steve Harvey’s Reaction To ‘The Best Answer’ He’s Ever Heard On ‘Family Feud’

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The beloved 'Family Feud' host calls this 'the best answer' he's ever heard, but it's his walk-off strut that really sells it.

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Report: Chris Martin Bought A Massage For Gwyneth Paltrow, Who Was Wearing UGGs

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Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow are obviously boning because guys don't buy massages for UGG-wearing ladies they're not boning

white people

Someone In Ohio Is Posting Flyers For A ‘Straight White Guy Festival’

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While it's probably a hoax, someone in Clintonville, Ohio has been posting flyers for a Straight White Guy Festival on September 20.

white people

A Virginia Man Is Claiming Land In Sudan For His ‘Princess’ Daughter

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A man in Virginia claimed land in Sudan because he wants his daughter to believe she's a princess, or something awful.


A ‘Skinny White Girl’ Had An Existential Crisis While Doing Yoga With A Black Woman

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A white girl did yoga with a black woman. You won't believe what happens next. Oh wait, yes you will: she wrote an essay that's pretty darn racist.

white people

Mitt Romney Attempting To Dance ‘Gangnam Style’? Mitt Romney Attempting To Dance ‘Gangnam Style’.

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Here is Mitt Romney doing a little jig. And they say that white people can't dance!

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Grayson Allen Won A Dunk Contest By Jumping Over Four Tall Guys

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Duke commit Grayson Allen won a Myrtle Beach dunk contest by clearing four 6-foot-8 players in a single dunk.


Fox News Host Megyn Kelly To America’s Children: Santa Claus Is White, And So Was Jesus

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Just so we're clear, Megyn Kelly wants you to know that it's "a verifiable fact" that Jesus and Santa are white. Got it? Good.

white people

The Ultimate White People Dancing Compilation


The funniest clips of white people "dancing" -- all in one video.

#Viral Videos

Here’s A Hip-Hop-Themed Pregnancy Announcement That Parodies A Car Commercial Made By White People

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The words 'hip-hop pregnancy announcement' really should have been your first clue this was a bad idea.

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Kevin Love Won The NBA White Guy Award

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Minnesota Timberwolves player Kevin Love won the NBA's "makes the most with limited natural ability" aka the White Guy award for the second year in a row.


Somebody’s Gonna Kick Somebody Else’s Ass Over Men’s Slow Pitch Softball

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A men's USSSA B World Tournament slow pitch softball game turned violent with a bench clearing brawl and lots of fat, dirty bellies.


Finally, An NC State And Scotty McCreery Cover Of ‘Wagon Wheel’

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My father and I have a longstanding, generation-gap-fueled argument about the song 'Wagon Wheel.


John Travolta: Ruining Alcohol (And Brazil) The Same Way He Ruined Christmas

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Former Hollywood person-of-note John Travolta makes an appearance in a Brazilian rum commercial, and it is gloriously insane.

white people

Braveheart MMA Is Weird And Exactly What It Sounds Like

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Crazy assholes have been trying to organize sports around team MMA for a while now -- see also 'Beercup,' the MMA/soccer hybrid -- but no attempt has been as gloriously perfect and off-center as BRAVEHEART MMA.

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