Bad news, white people...
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Bad news, white people...
While it's probably a hoax, someone in Clintonville, Ohio has been posting flyers for a Straight White Guy Festival on September 20.
A man in Virginia claimed land in Sudan because he wants his daughter to believe she's a princess, or something awful.
Education is in this post.
A white girl did yoga with a black woman. You won't believe what happens next. Oh wait, yes you will: she wrote an essay that's pretty darn racist.
Here is Mitt Romney doing a little jig. And they say that white people can't dance!
Duke commit Grayson Allen won a Myrtle Beach dunk contest by clearing four 6-foot-8 players in a single dunk.
Just so we're clear, Megyn Kelly wants you to know that it's "a verifiable fact" that Jesus and Santa are white. Got it? Good.
The funniest clips of white people "dancing" -- all in one video.
The words 'hip-hop pregnancy announcement' really should have been your first clue this was a bad idea.
Minnesota Timberwolves player Kevin Love won the NBA's "makes the most with limited natural ability" aka the White Guy award for the second year in a row.
A men's USSSA B World Tournament slow pitch softball game turned violent with a bench clearing brawl and lots of fat, dirty bellies.
My father and I have a longstanding, generation-gap-fueled argument about the song 'Wagon Wheel.
Former Hollywood person-of-note John Travolta makes an appearance in a Brazilian rum commercial, and it is gloriously insane.
Crazy assholes have been trying to organize sports around team MMA for a while now -- see also <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/11/beercup-is-supposed-to-be-a-soccermma-hybrid-but-its-mostly-just-assholes-hurting-each-other" target="_blank">'Beercup,' the MMA/soccer hybrid</a> -- but no attempt has been as gloriously perfect and off-center as BRAVEHEART MMA.
New Orleans Bounce queen Big Freedia is opening for the Postal Service on their current tour. White people mass confusion has ensued.
What if your mom became a huge fan of Waka Flocka Flame and the Brick Squad Monopoly? IT COULD HAPPEN!
In the need of home bar equipment? Well, Gwyneth Paltrow has everything you need. Just call your bank and raise your credit limit first!
Here's extremely white Fox News contributor and former Bush White House spokeswoman Dana Perino destroying rap music once and for all.
One of the best perks of this gig, behind only working in my underwear and making Photoshops of Channing Tatum, is that people often send me very strange links, images and videos under the assumption that I’m into that kind of stuff.