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Good Morning, Here's Some Insane 'Rope Swing Through A Canyon' Footage


In the spirit of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/09/rope-swing-fail-video" target="_blank">September's rope swing fail</a> comes THE EXACT OPPOSITE.

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Portlandia On The East Coast: The 9th Annual Valentine’s Day Canine Kissing Contest


When I read that the <a href="http://bangordailynews.com/slideshow/beau-remains-champion-of-portlands-valentines-day-canine-kissing-contest/">9th Annual Valentine’s Day Canine Kissing Contest and Cocktail Party</a> took place last week in Portland, I immediately pictured Fred Armisen dressed as a hideous female as a pink dog with giant ear spacers slobbered his face.

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This Week In Racist Super Bowl Commercials: Sean Paul Says Volkswagen’s Ad Is Funny

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As has become customary in this YouTube era, companies no longer wait for the Super Bowl to actually air their Super Bowl ads, which is why <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/01/of-course-the-old-prudes-at-cbs-rejected-a-pornhub-super-bowl-commercial">any outrage from PornHub’s executives</a> would be about as real as a Faye Reagan orgasm.

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Bottoms Up: 30 Vintage Sports Beer Ads To Send You Into The Weekend

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I’m a huge sucker for anything Americana, which is why I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong era, but then I wouldn’t want to live in any decade that didn’t have the Internet or white rappers.

#Jay Z

Just When You Thought Gwyneth Paltrow Couldn't Possibly Be Any More Ridiculous…

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Last weekend, <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/gwyneth-paltrow/">9/11 hero/white affluence performance artist</a> Gwyneth Paltrow <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2008/sep/26/celebrity">nourished her inner aspect</a> by taking in a Kanye West and Jay-Z Watch The Throne concert in Paris, France.

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Naomi Watts to Play Princess Diana

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Image via <a href="http://bohemea.tumblr.com/post/13271927523">bohemea</a> After some rumblings that the role <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/11/jessica-chastain-may-play-princess-diana.html">would go to The Help's Jessica Chastain</a>, it was announced yesterday that Naomi Watts will be playing Princess Diana in the upcoming biopic Caught in Flight.

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Rapping Christmas Andy Roddick Sets White People Back 100 Years

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And now, the worst thing Andy Roddick has done to white people since bagging Mandy Moore.


Congratulations, Soulja Boy, You’re No Longer The Worst Rapper In Georgia

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This is a funny hype song written and produced for UGA by some students: for the students, fans, faculty, and TEAM.

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This video's title is the SEO-friendly "Breakdancer kicking girl knockout", but I have two problems: 1.

#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Pizza Hut Presents The Monday Morning Links

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Links Barbara Walters Interviews The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles In 1991 - I remember this, as I remember everything Ninja Turtles related.

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Duggar Sow To Poop Out 20th Child

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The Earth's population has gone from 1 billion people to 7 billion in just 200 years, and overpopulation will drain the planet's natural resources before this century is over.


UPDATE: Anne Hathaway Still Adorable

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Anne Hathaway was on "Conan" to promote something and talk about filming the new Batman movie, and she proceeded to perform a rap song about the paparazzi "in the style of Lil Wayne" (her words).

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