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Spanish Nip vs. Nordic Bear. WHO YA GOT?

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Chad Ochocinco wants to change his name to another clunky foreign translation of "Eight Five".

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Either Way, They’re Not as Fast as Purple Jesus in His BMW. WHO YA GOT?

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The freshly KSK nicknamed Zulu Cthulhu can help the suddenly adequate Vince Young take down the unbeaten Colts this weekend, but for now he's gotten himself entangled in a pointless wager with an NBA player.

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Terrible Towel vs. FEARSOME RAVENS TOWEL! WHO YA TWIRL?

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The Ravens announced earlier this week that they'll be passing out tens of thousands of rally towels at M&T Bank Stadium prior to Sunday night's blood feud with the Steelers.

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Maharishi Dungy Will Clense You of Your Wickedness. WHO YA WORSHIP?

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Yesterday it was announced that Tony Dungy will head the Players Advisory Forum, a group that will serve as a intermediary between players who want to bitch and the league executives who want to ignore them.

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Fetushead and Dreamboat, The Saga Continues. WHO YA GOT?

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This week we're highlighting the very obscure, totally non-showcase match-up between Peyton Manning and Tom Brady.

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2004 Draft QBs With Fewer Rings Than the Giant Tard Taken Several Picks Later. WHO YA GOT?

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Elisha and Marmalard will forever be inextricably linked as the top two quarterbacks selected in the 2004 NFL Draft, but more so because they were swapped for one another because Eli Manning is a prissy little bitch who refused to play in San Diego.

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The Avatars of Ungodly Football Futility. WHO YA GOT?

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Last year, the Lions set the benchmark for failure to which all future failures will be compared, at least until the NFL expands its schedule to 18 games and some woebegone franchise (Redskins.

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Screamy Taskmaster vs. Washed-Up Star and STD Repository. WHO YA GOT?

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The unbeaten Giants travel to the Superdome Sunday to play the undefeated Saints.

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Coaching Tree Infighting: Mumblechick vs. McSuperAIDS. WHO YA GOT?

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Last year, Josh McDaniels was tasked with making Matt Cassel look like an adequate quarterback, and by employing the daring strategy of exploiting a stacked receiving corps, he was able to accomplish just that.

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The Rape-Off: Crazy Cowboy Lady vs. Frenzied Sex Gnomette. WHO YA GOT?

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Rape is certainly no laughing matter, despite the fact that we poke fun at it on a near hourly basis on this blog.

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But Does It Float: Pennington vs. Marmalard. WHO YA GOT?

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Everyone loves a strong armed quarterback who can pinpoint throws with surgical precision into the interstitial spaces between a swarm of defenders into the welcoming hands of a receiver.

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The Unblockable Jeff Feagles. The Unavoidable Video Boards. WHO YA GOT?

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In case one of you non-stadium-owning proles has been permitted to forget, this Sunday night marks the first game of consequence in Cowboys Colossatorium of TIXAS-sized BigBigness, appropriately against the Giants (WHO ARE THEMSELVES DWARFED BY ITS ENORMITY).

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Battle on the Fatback Front: Frank the Tank vs. LenWhale: WHO YA GOT?

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Here we go: the first of 22 straight weeks of whoyagetting.

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Minor Holidays That Don’t Get You Off Work: 4/20 vs. Patriots’ Day: WHO YA GOT?

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Rival minor holidays share space on this dreary Monday, what with stoners and Massholes (there's room for some overlap, that would at least serve to explain the team logo hodgepodge tattoo) each having relative moments of significance to observe.

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Food for Fiction: THE BEN’S Choco Tacos vs. Fitty’s Crackers. WHO YA GOT?

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The two most consistent and oddest food associations for KSK Kharacters, unless you count the garbade bag of E.

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A New Guy to Get Kicked Around By the Owners. WHO YA GOT?

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With Gene Upshaw dead and gone, the NFL Players Association is now (after only five months) closing in on selecting a new executive director to cave to the demands of the ownership.

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Chilly Chill vs. Amorphous Blob With Headset. WHO YA GOT?

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When a former offensive coordinator who can't coach offense and a head coach with no grasp on clock management get together, it makes you wonder how these two clowns aren't working for Jim Johnson.


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