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Ruined Romo vs. Evil Eli. WHO YA GOT?

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The divisional round seems like a unnecessary matter of course before we get served our respective regular season rematch conference title games of Packers-Cowboys and Colts-Patriots.

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Ufford vs. The Maj. WHO YA GOT?

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The playoffs have arrived and half of the rooting interests of KSK writers have earned the right to be eliminated by the second round.

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Patriots/Giants on NBC vs. Patriots/Giants on CBS. WHO YA GOT?

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It's the first NFL game being simulcast by two major networks since Super Bowl I, and the first ever in which reserves will play a prominent role.

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Super Mario vs. One of Those Gay Manning Koopa Kids. WHO YA GOT?

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Hey, it's a match-up for former number 1 picks who actually panned out into pretty good players.

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Mistake by the Lake vs. Insidious Cosmic Joke by the Same Lake. WHO YA GOT?

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It's a battle for Lake Erie supremacy, dredging duties and wasted playoff berths as two surprising teams string their respective long-suffering fanbases along just a little longer.

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Cosplay Showdown: Tom of Finland Wet Dream vs. Hunched Over Colonial Williamsburg Employee. WHO YA GOT?

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This Sunday's game is billed as the last the Patriots have a legitimate shot at losing, even though they're 10 1/2 point favorites and still have dried Tony Kornheiser spooge stains on their jerseys from last Monday.

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Gunslinger vs. Young Grinner. WHO YA GOT?

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Tonight is the NFC's low-rent answer to the Patriots and Colts.

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Smug Face vs. Fug Face. WHO YA GOT?

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The top two seeds in the AFC last season are barely hanging onto faint playoff hopes with only a few weeks remaining in the regular season.

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Bumptious Boy Billionaire vs. Twisted Leatherfaced Plutocrat. WHO YA GOT?

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The Redskins and Cowboys renew their historic rivalry in what a few weeks ago looked to be a compelling contest, but now appears to be an event that may not help Unsilent Majority in this moment of great blockage.

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Patriots vs. Bye. WHO YA GOT?

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Sure, there are games this week that will decide the division lead in the NFC East and the AFC North, but who gives a warm saucer of amniotic fluid about who leads those loser divisions.

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Yinz vs. Hons. WHO YA GOT?

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As SBXLI 1/2 occupies all discourse, both rational and Easterbrookian, this week, a few other somewhat compelling matches are getting the short shrift.

yes i know the vikings are going 3 13 this year

Major Dad vs. Lt. Eckhardt. WHO YA GOT?

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It may not mean much in the grand scheme of the league, this meeting of the 2-4s, but it does mark the first showdown between Andy Reid and his former coordinator, Brad Childress.

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Drecksonville vs. Crapapolis. WHO YA GOT?

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It's a battle for supremacy in the AFC South, with the quietly powerful and workmanlike (read: boring) Jaguars hosting the Colts, the NFL's top alsoran to the Patriots, and, you know, the defending champs.

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Dreamboat vs. Barco de Sueno. WHO YA GOT?

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They're calling it a preview of the Super Bowl, but this match-up between New England and Dallas really is an intercontinental maritime quarterback showdown the likes of which never before seen.

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Ocho Cinco. “A Disgusting Act.” WHO YA GOT?

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Though the matchup this Monday night hardly seems in doubt, what with Rudi Johnson ruled out and the Bengals' defensive unit only showing up as a formality, if at all.

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Crotchety Old Coot vs. Snotty Little Shit. WHO YA GOT?

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As I've detailed in the recent past, my father's 49ers fandom has been the cause of considerable turmoil in the House of Ape, particularly father dearest's insistence on belaboring the Niners spotless Super Bowl record.

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Cheaters vs. Cheater. WHO YA GOT!?

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ContestantsCheating Cheats________"The Gigantosaur"Real NameThe New England Patriots_________Shawne MerrimanMisdeedReconnaissance________________'RoidingFetishVoyeurism______________Rape, devouring worlds, rape.

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“Fuck Da Eagles” Girl. Lil’ Ronnie. WHO YA GOT!?!

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Contestants"Fuck Da Eagles" Girl_______________"Lil' Ronnie" Real name Heather Rothstein _____________Ronald Dietz Age [...].


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