‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Director James Gunn Explains Drax’s Sexist Insult To Gamora: ‘Blame Me, Not Drax’

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James Gunn clarifies the reasons behind Drax calling Gamora a sexist name in 'Guardians of the Galaxy.'


Let’s Remember That Time Stephanie Tanner Called Kimmy Gibbler A Whore On ‘Full House’

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It's the Friday afternoon before a holiday weekend and like you, we've run out of f*cks to give.


"Critic" Pete Hammond Had an Extra Whorey Year

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This year, quote whore Pete Hammond gave positive reviews to 48 out of 58 movies, and one of the 10 negatives was Edgar Wright's 'The World's End.'


Small Italian Theaters Survive by Becoming Whorehouses

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The phenomenon of failing independent theaters in the age of VOD and the multiplex is so widespread that abandoned theaters became the entire visual motif of The Canyons.


Pie-Humper’s wife bought him a beej from a hooker

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I'm sure I'll have lots of thoughtful analysis and exciting updates about Charlie Kaufman and the Dogme 95 filmmakers coming up later today, but in the meantime, here's a story about the dude from American Pie's wife buying him a hooker (I know you'd be reading it anyway).


Pete Hammond’s Fast Five review is a masterpiece of quote whoring

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When I first saw this week's TV spots for Fast Five touting meaningless critic recommendations like "an adrenaline-pumping blast that leaves everything else in its dust.


Six Years Probation

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Hall of Fame linebacker Lawrence Taylor managed to avoid jail time when he was sentenced to six years probation for doing (business with) an underage prostitute.


Lax Lap Dancers Harden Shafts

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Forgive me for not being up to date with what's happening in Major League Lacrosse, I assure you, it's only because I don't care, and not because I'm lazy.


Franck Ribery Shows Us That Soccer Really Is A Kid’s Game

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Ollie Irish has written about "sport" for a bunch of people, including Goaly Moly, The Guardian and The Observer.


The Meth Head Next Door

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After releasing a sex-tape with Sloth from The Goonies, the next logical step in the fame-whore bible for Kendra Wilkinson, star of E.


Knight & Day’s Orwellian ads fail to convince public

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It hasn't ended up online yet, but if you've been watching the NBA finals or the World Cup at all in the last few days, you've probably seen the new commercial for Knight and Day that prominently features quotes calling it "FRESH" and "ORIGINAL," and painting it as the island of creativity in a sea of remakes and sequels.


Guess which critic loved Shrek. Go ahead, guess.

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The other day, FilmDrunkard David was kind enough to send me the above screencap from the RottenTomatoes reviews page for Shrek Forever After, showing that it had received only one positive review.


Count the blatant whoring attempts in Pete Hammond’s Iron Man 2 review

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Like porn and pleasing me sexually, the entertainment industry is an area in which kissing ass really does pay.


Everyone Remain Calm

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In our tabloid culture with its never-ending news cycle, it's easy for news outlets to make a bigger deal out of something than it really warrants.



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(From left: Pete Hammond, Sandra Bullock, Retard Pig.

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