WHORES

CANADIAN WHORES GET MEDIA TRAINING

Today, we’re bringing you the Best of WL from 2009: my favorite posts, and yours, from the last year.

#reviews

EVERYONE HATES OLD DOGS. ALMOST.

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I'd love to review Old Dogs just to tell you how bad it is, but there's a limit to how much I'm willing to suffer for you guys, and I already have to read entertainment columns.

WHORES

MJ MOVIE: BIGGER THAN SPIDER-MAN?

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I've been getting emails saying This Is It, the Michael Jackson concert movie, has been number one in online ticket sales on Fandango for like two weeks now, and now Nikki Finke reports that the concert company is predicting an opening bigger than Spider-Man and Harry Potter.

WHORES

Reading The KSK Mailbag Counts For Class Credit At The University Of Pune

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When Phil Knight, CEO of Nike, launched an ad campaign in 1988 encouraging aspiring basketball shoe owners to Just Do It, he very well could have been discussing man's uncertainty with the opposite sex.

WHORES

A Glimpse Into the Near Future

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Now that the Colts--among others--have expressed interest in adding advertisements to their practice jerseys, it's only a matter of time before game day jerseys get the same treatment in the NFL.

WINTER OLYMPICS

CANADIAN WHORES GET MEDIA TRAINING

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As part of Vancouver's commitment to excellence in preparing for the 2010 Winter Olympics, the city is allowing a sex trade advocacy group to provide prostitutes with tips on how to deal with incoming media (prostitution is kinda legal in Canada).

WHORES

REPORT: PHELPS DID 2 STRIPPERS AT ONCE

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UPDATE: WL Reader Richie found what looks like Theresa White's MySpace page, who had this status message: "Theresa is MIA [until] further notice.

#MLB

OH, BY THE WAY, A-ROD LIKES WHORES

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We'd be remiss if we didn't mention that Alex Rodriguez was sharing a pimp with Eliot Spitzer, that New York Governor that was entertaining talks of being The First Jewish Presidential Candidate before getting caught in the guestbook of said whorehouse as "Client No.

WHORES

YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE TRAILERS

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"Hello friend, I made an infinite loop for you.

WHORES

LICENSED TO SELL: $79M IN PRODUCT PLACEMENT

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Quantum of Solace has set a new record for product placement, earning $79 million to shill a variety of different products.

#jack white

COKE AD TEASES JACK WHITE’S BOND SONG – UPDATE

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This new Coke Zero ad features James Bond drinking Coke and cruising around in his new Aston Martin, set to "Another Way to Die", the Quantum of Solace theme song written by Jack White of the White Stripes.

WHORES

Dr. Z Remembers

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I went to a whorehouse in Singapore with Rocky Bleier in 1973.

WHORES

SEX AND THE CITY CAUSES WHORES

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To coincide with the Sex and the City Movie opening May 30th, today on ABC News: the cautionary tale of Lisa from Long Island.

why god why?

STAY CLASSY, MTV

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Back in 1992, MTV decided to take movie awards out of the hands of the old shrivs and snobby critics who'd controlled them for so long, and back into the hands of publicists and the generally shit for brained.

#WWE

WWE ESCORT MAY BE A REGULAR ESCORT

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TMZ has an extra innenudo-packed item reporting that a WWE Diva has been "fingered" by the FBI, which is "probing" Bella, an Los Angeles-based escort service.

WHORES

DE LA HOYA IN FINAL 6…NOT ‘THAT’ DE LA HOYA

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The occasionally masturbatory Brandon M.

WILL ARNETT

‘KNIGHT RIDER’ IS A DIRTY STINKY WHORE

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Will Arnett is out and Val Kilmer is in as the voice of "KITT the Talking Car" in NBC's upcoming update of Knight Rider.

WHORES

WHORE OF THE YEAR AWARDS

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eFilmCritic’s Criticwatch has done the Lord’s work, focusing exhaustively on a little-known phenomenon – film critics who whore themselves out to get their names on movie posters.

WHORES

I’m gonna get me the craziest, strippiest…

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No crazy stripper wife of mine is gonna wear a t-shirt.


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