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Drew Gets Swaggy – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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In making the most obvious joke possible about Rex Ryan losing 90 lbs.

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Gay Super Bowl LXXXIV Open Thread

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This year's Oscar field might be the worst ever.

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“Aww, It’s Just A Grammy”

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We can't offer a cure for the despondency of the first football-less Sunday in months.

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MLK biopic deep sixed because of all the whoring

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Last week it was widely reported that Universal was dropping a planned Martin Luther King biopic (BYE-oh-pick) from Bourne director Paul Greengrass.

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Sage Rosenfels Is ‘The Negotiator’

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"Okay, Eli, I'm on your side here.

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EVEN MORE OVERLONG COLUMNS ABOUT FOOTBALL.

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APE RETURNS TO DISCREDIT WAPO SOME MORE.

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THIS WEEKEND IN SELF-PROMOTION: I took off my dick joke hat and participated in a discussion about feminism and Slate's Double X magazine over at Gawker.

WHORING

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Why so few Captain Caveman posts recently.


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