TACO BELL

A Very Thorough And Painfully Scientific Review Of Taco Bell’s New Dollar Menu

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Taco Bell has rolled out a brand new dollar menu, but is it any good?

#Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence Is Dating The Coldplay Guy Because God Is Dead

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My imaginary girlfriend is dating my imaginary nemesis because God is dead.

#gifs

Meet The Nice Lady Who Gave ‘Sensuous’ Dolphin Handjobs During A NASA Study

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A NASA experiment to teach dolphins language taught at least one dolphin the language of love. Meaning "dolphin handjobs".

why god why?

For Sale At Cannes: ‘Who The F#@k Took My Daughter?’ From Aaron Seltzer And Jason Friedberg

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'Who The F#@k Took My Daughter?' is the latest HIIIIIILARIOUS spoof idea from Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg.

#SELFIES

This Woman Spent $15,000 On Plastic Surgery So She Could Take Better Selfies

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The selfie craze hits new levels of crazy with the woman who spent thousands of plastic surgery to look better on her phone.

why god why?

A Very Thorough And Painfully Scientific Review Of The Taco Bell Breakfast Menu

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Before you drive over to Taco Bell and order up a Waffle Taco, here's a very thorough review of the complete breakfast menu.

why god why?

Paramount Is Remaking 'Explorers' Because We Can't Have Nice Things

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Paramount wants to remake 'Explorers', the 1985 Joe Dante sci-fi movie about Ethan Hawke, River Phoenix, and some other kid building a spaceship.

why god why?

Ashton Kutcher Continues To Make Lakers Games More Depressing Than They Are

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As if Lakers games weren't depressing enough for fans, they have to keep watching Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis play "Schmoopy!" at courtside.

WWE STUDIOS

The WWE And Fox Are Producing ‘Jingle All The Way 2′ Starring… Larry The Cable Guy

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For no reason other than money, WWE Studios and Fox are producing 'Jingle All the Way 2' starring Larry the Cable Guy.

#ANIMATION

John Travolta Will Play A Crotch-Grabbing Gummy Bear. Of Course.

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Inexplicably-popular music and video game franchise 'Gummy Bear' is getting a movie starring John Travolta.

why god why?

Do You Hate What ESPN Has Become? Then You’re Going To Loathe ‘TMZ Sports’ On TV

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Only available in certain markets, a 'TMZ Sports' TV show could eventually be broadcast nationwide, thus opening the gates to hell.

why god why?

Let Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis On The Lakers Kiss Cam Help You Believe In Love

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Mila Kunis acted shy as her future hubby Ashton Kutcher made the rest of the men in America even more jealous on the Kiss Cam at Friday's Lakers game.

#TRAILERS

WATCH: Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore Take Audience Contempt to a New Level in ‘Blended’

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Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore take an African vacation and flip off the audience in 'Blended.'

why god why?

‘The Naked Gun’ Is Getting A Reboot Starring Ed Helms As Frank Drebin

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Paramount has tabbed Ed Helms to play Frank Drebin in a reboot of 'The Naked Gun' that is completely unnecessary.

why god why?

MGM is Remaking ‘Road House’ with the Director of ‘Alex Cross’ Because They Hate You

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For no reason other than CHA-CHING, MGM is remaking the 1989 Patrick Swayze cult classic Road House.

#Twitter

Richard Simmons Might Have Given Us The Most Disturbing Tweet Of All-Time

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65-year old fitness guru Richard Simmons Tweeted a photo of himself last night that a lot of people probably could have lived without.

#FOOD

Introducing The Deep-Fried Twinkies Burger That Everyone Is Drooling Over

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The burger wizards at PYT in Philadelphia have created a deep-fried Twinkies burger that will blow your mind.

#TRAILERS

‘The Starving Games’ has a new trailer because God is dead.

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Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg are back for their Hunger Games parody 'The Starving Games' and if I were to incorporate true onomatopoeia in my reaction to this news, the GUHHHHHHHHH would take up six pages.


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