Posts Tagged: why god why?

BREAKFAST FOODS

A Very Thorough And Painfully Scientific Review Of The Taco Bell Breakfast Menu

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Before you drive over to Taco Bell and order up a Waffle Taco, here's a very thorough review of the complete breakfast menu.

DAVE POSAMENTIER

Paramount Is Remaking 'Explorers' Because We Can't Have Nice Things

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Paramount wants to remake 'Explorers', the 1985 Joe Dante sci-fi movie about Ethan Hawke, River Phoenix, and some other kid building a spaceship.

CELEBRITY FANS

Ashton Kutcher Continues To Make Lakers Games More Depressing Than They Are

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As if Lakers games weren't depressing enough for fans, they have to keep watching Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis play "Schmoopy!" at courtside.

SEQUELS

The WWE And Fox Are Producing ‘Jingle All The Way 2′ Starring… Larry The Cable Guy

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For no reason other than money, WWE Studios and Fox are producing 'Jingle All the Way 2' starring Larry the Cable Guy.

Aliens

John Travolta Will Play A Crotch-Grabbing Gummy Bear. Of Course.

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Inexplicably-popular music and video game franchise 'Gummy Bear' is getting a movie starring John Travolta.

TMZ Is The Worst

Do You Hate What ESPN Has Become? Then You’re Going To Loathe ‘TMZ Sports’ On TV

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Only available in certain markets, a 'TMZ Sports' TV show could eventually be broadcast nationwide, thus opening the gates to hell.

BASKETBALL

Let Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis On The Lakers Kiss Cam Help You Believe In Love

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Mila Kunis acted shy as her future hubby Ashton Kutcher made the rest of the men in America even more jealous on the Kiss Cam at Friday's Lakers game.

TRAILERS

WATCH: Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore Take Audience Contempt to a New Level in ‘Blended’

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Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore take an African vacation and flip off the audience in 'Blended.'

PARAMOUNT

‘The Naked Gun’ Is Getting A Reboot Starring Ed Helms As Frank Drebin

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Paramount has tabbed Ed Helms to play Frank Drebin in a reboot of 'The Naked Gun' that is completely unnecessary.

MICHAEL STOKES

MGM is Remaking ‘Road House’ with the Director of ‘Alex Cross’ Because They Hate You

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For no reason other than CHA-CHING, MGM is remaking the 1989 Patrick Swayze cult classic Road House.

OLD PEOPLE

Richard Simmons Might Have Given Us The Most Disturbing Tweet Of All-Time

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65-year old fitness guru Richard Simmons Tweeted a photo of himself last night that a lot of people probably could have lived without.

FOOD

Introducing The Deep-Fried Twinkies Burger That Everyone Is Drooling Over

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The burger wizards at PYT in Philadelphia have created a deep-fried Twinkies burger that will blow your mind.

SELTZER FRIEDBERG

‘The Starving Games’ has a new trailer because God is dead.

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Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg are back for their Hunger Games parody 'The Starving Games' and if I were to incorporate true onomatopoeia in my reaction to this news, the GUHHHHHHHHH would take up six pages.

ESPEN SANDBERG

Pirates of the Caribbean 5 has a title

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For me, the biggest question surrounding Pirates of the Caribbean 5 was, "wait, aren't they on like number four or seven or nine.

MASS TEXT

Is Tay Allyn’s “Mass Text” the new FilmDrunk Song of Summer?

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UPDATE: We've since discovered <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/07/mass-text-tay-allyn-commencement-speech-acting-reel-usc" target="_blank">Tay's commencement speech and acting reel</a>.

STEPHEN G. ROBERTS

Of course Seltzer Friedberg’s new movie has a Gangnam Style scene.

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In case your day was going too well, professional joke ruiners Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg are back with a trailer for The Starving Games, a play on The Hunger Games so lazy and shitty that it wouldn't have made the brainstorming session at Geico's ad department.

SELTZER FRIEDBERG

Seltzer/Friedberg are making another parody movie because God is dead

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Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, the duo who transformed spoofs from timeless, fun-for-all-ages toilet humor and sight gags like Airplane.

GARY SANCHEZ

Jeremy Renner Will Be So Pleased: ‘Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters’ Sequel In The Works

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'Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters' just passed the $200 million mark, which means a sequel was approved. (But probably not approved by Jeremy Renner.)

BOSTON DYNAMICS

Thanks For Nothing, Science: The Terrifying BigDog Robot Can Now Hurl Cinder Blocks

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Remember the terrifying BigDog robot? Now it has an extra arm to pick up cinder blocks and throw them across the room. Oh, goody.


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