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Nuke It From Orbit: Thousands Of Spiders Showering The Skies In Brazil

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In a town in the south of Brazil, thousands of spiders work together making "sheet webs" across the sky. This video is the stuff of nightmares.

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Fox Is Fast And Furiously Rebooting ‘Hitman’ With Paul Walker. No, Really.

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Only five years after Timothy Olyphantastic played 'Hitman', Fox is rebooting it with Paul Walker. This is real. This is an idea someone had.


Bam Margera went to Iceland and made the worst video ever

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If there was ever any doubt that Bam Margera was the least likable of the Jackass crew (a generally pretty likable crew, otherwise), let his latest music video buttsquirt that doubt or whatever.


Fifty Shades of Grey Screenwriter Says the Film will be NC-17

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It doesn't get repeated often enough, but Fifty Shades of Grey started as Twilight S & M fan fiction written under the name "Snowqueens Icedragon.


Of Course There’s Going To Be An Angry Birds Movie

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With all of the Angry Birds spin-off products and ridiculous properties made into movies it shouldn't surprise us that an Angry Birds movie is in the works.


What’s wrong with her face? The trailer for Miley Cyrus’s “Sooo Undercover”

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When Miley Cyrus's So Undercover was <a href="" target="_blank">first reported</a>, it was called "I'm, Like, Sooo Undercover," a script by Allan Loeb, who's either a brilliant supervillain who uses his understanding of Hollywood execs' weaknesses to manipulate the system for his own financial gain, or some kind of idiot savant who just happens to have his greasy sausage fingers on the pulse of the studio script-buyer zeitgeist.


Meet Con Bro Chill, Lacrosse’s ‘Personality Of The Year’ And The King Of All Bros

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I’m trying to be a lot better about reserving judgment these days until I fully understand the subject matter at hand, so with that in mind, I offer the most confusing topic that I’ve written about this year – <a href="">Con Bro Chill</a>.


Morgan Spurlock is directing a 3D One Direction film. Wait, what?

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Since I don't watch American Idol or keep track of the 15 shows on network TV dedicated to karaoke, I knew One Direction mainly as that group of hair-farming milk babies from a Drew Brees commercial.


John Cusack Is Making A Rush Limbaugh Movie

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All right, first thing is first – we ain’t getting political here.


Fox is still trying to make a Family Circus movie

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I'm including this clip from Go, because even though it came out 13 years ago, it sums up my feelings on Family Circus.


Oh No, Brothers: The Internet Responds To The Hulk Hogan Sex Tape

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When not wrestling for TNA, Hulk Hogan spends his days pulling a Jose Canseco and <a href="">shamelessly retweeting fans</a> who think he should be in The Expendables 3, because he is apparently such an awesome actor.

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‘Scary Movie 5′ Is Already The Worst Thing Ever

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Despite the fact that the last Scary Movie film was released in 2006, the Weinstein Company and Dimension figured that if people were empty-headed enough <a href="">to spend $90 million on it then</a>, there’s no reason they won’t spend as much or more for Scary Movie 5.


A Reddit User Lost A Bet And Had To Write Erotic Fan Fiction About Aaron Rodgers

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Yesterday, my best friend and bass player in my Nelson cover band, Danger Guerrero, <a href="">brought us the terrific story of the bet</a> between Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and the classic 90s R&B group Boyz II Men.


Universal remaking Videodrome with commercial director, Transformers writer

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Last we checked in on David Cronenberg – or Bronenberg, as I call him at our weekly poker games – he was <a href="">taking a big, stinky dump</a> on Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the people who love those movies because we’re stupid for liking comic books, or something to that effect.


‘The Big Wedding’ figured out how to make Katherine Heigl even worse

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You guys, I look at this banner image and actually feel bad for Topher Grace.

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Happy Madison Got Its Claws On ‘Bad Toys 2′

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For the second time in two years, Adam Sandler’s Happy Madison production company is getting into the short-film-goes-big-time business.


All The Haters Have A New Anthem

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It’s been a while since <a href="">I’ve checked in on Houston rapper Riff Raff</a>, and this is hardly breaking news, but every once in a while it’s fun to stare at a warehouse fire in complete awe.

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A Guinness World Records Movie. Seriously?

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I have a great affinity for world records, as <a href="">I often detail at With Leather</a>, and one day I even hope to set my own mark by listening to Nelson’s “Love and Affection” for 96 hours straight.

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