#Twitter

Richard Simmons Might Have Given Us The Most Disturbing Tweet Of All-Time

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65-year old fitness guru Richard Simmons Tweeted a photo of himself last night that a lot of people probably could have lived without.

#FOOD

Introducing The Deep-Fried Twinkies Burger That Everyone Is Drooling Over

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The burger wizards at PYT in Philadelphia have created a deep-fried Twinkies burger that will blow your mind.

#TRAILERS

‘The Starving Games’ has a new trailer because God is dead.

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Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg are back for their Hunger Games parody 'The Starving Games' and if I were to incorporate true onomatopoeia in my reaction to this news, the GUHHHHHHHHH would take up six pages.

why god why?

Pirates of the Caribbean 5 has a title

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For me, the biggest question surrounding Pirates of the Caribbean 5 was, "wait, aren't they on like number four or seven or nine.

#TRAILERS

Of course Seltzer Friedberg’s new movie has a Gangnam Style scene.

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In case your day was going too well, professional joke ruiners Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg are back with a trailer for The Starving Games, a play on The Hunger Games so lazy and shitty that it wouldn't have made the brainstorming session at Geico's ad department.

why god why?

Seltzer/Friedberg are making another parody movie because God is dead

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Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, the duo who transformed spoofs from timeless, fun-for-all-ages toilet humor and sight gags like Airplane.

why god why?

Jeremy Renner Will Be So Pleased: ‘Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters’ Sequel In The Works

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'Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters' just passed the $200 million mark, which means a sequel was approved. (But probably not approved by Jeremy Renner.)

why god why?

Thanks For Nothing, Science: The Terrifying BigDog Robot Can Now Hurl Cinder Blocks

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Remember the terrifying BigDog robot? Now it has an extra arm to pick up cinder blocks and throw them across the room. Oh, goody.

#NOPE

Nuke It From Orbit: Thousands Of Spiders Showering The Skies In Brazil

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In a town in the south of Brazil, thousands of spiders work together making "sheet webs" across the sky. This video is the stuff of nightmares.

why god why?

Fox Is Fast And Furiously Rebooting ‘Hitman’ With Paul Walker. No, Really.

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Only five years after Timothy Olyphantastic played 'Hitman', Fox is rebooting it with Paul Walker. This is real. This is an idea someone had.

#music videos

Bam Margera went to Iceland and made the worst video ever

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If there was ever any doubt that Bam Margera was the least likable of the Jackass crew (a generally pretty likable crew, otherwise), let his latest music video buttsquirt that doubt or whatever.

why god why?

Fifty Shades of Grey Screenwriter Says the Film will be NC-17

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It doesn't get repeated often enough, but Fifty Shades of Grey started as Twilight S & M fan fiction written under the name "Snowqueens Icedragon.

why god why?

Of Course There’s Going To Be An Angry Birds Movie

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With all of the Angry Birds spin-off products and ridiculous properties made into movies it shouldn't surprise us that an Angry Birds movie is in the works.

#Miley Cyrus

What’s wrong with her face? The trailer for Miley Cyrus’s “Sooo Undercover”

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When Miley Cyrus's So Undercover was first reported, it was called "I'm, Like, Sooo Undercover," a script by Allan Loeb, who's either a brilliant supervillain who uses his understanding of Hollywood execs' weaknesses to manipulate the system for his own financial gain, or some kind of idiot savant who just happens to have his greasy sausage fingers on the pulse of the studio script-buyer zeitgeist.

YOLO

Meet Con Bro Chill, Lacrosse’s ‘Personality Of The Year’ And The King Of All Bros

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I’m trying to be a lot better about reserving judgment these days until I fully understand the subject matter at hand, so with that in mind, I offer the most confusing topic that I’ve written about this year – Con Bro Chill.

why god why?

Morgan Spurlock is directing a 3D One Direction film. Wait, what?

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Since I don't watch American Idol or keep track of the 15 shows on network TV dedicated to karaoke, I knew One Direction mainly as that group of hair-farming milk babies from a Drew Brees commercial.

why god why?

John Cusack Is Making A Rush Limbaugh Movie

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All right, first thing is first – we ain’t getting political here.

why god why?

Fox is still trying to make a Family Circus movie

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I'm including this clip from Go, because even though it came out 13 years ago, it sums up my feelings on Family Circus.


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