WIFE SWAP

A Texas Man Offers Tempting Craigslist Trade: You Get His Jeep, He Gets Your Wife

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Wanted: one wife for a week. For: one 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee.

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Well, This Was Inevitable: Former Reality TV Star Busted For Prostitution

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A former contestant on the reality show "Wife Swap," Alicia Guastaferro, was arrested for prostitution in New York City.

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YES: Gary Busey and Ted Haggard to do Celebrity ‘Wife Swap’

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Ted Haggard is the evangelical preacher whose career got upended when it turned out he paid for gay sex and crystal meth; Gary Busey is an imbalanced psychopath who will pull your endocrine system out of your body and put it in his briefcase with all the highlighters and loose change.

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ATTRACTIVE RETARD SUES ABC

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Alicia Guastaferro, an 18-year-old beauty pageant contestant who was featured on ABC's "Wife Swap" with her shallow parents, is suing the network for $100 million.

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BALLOON BOY PARENTS GET JAIL

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Richard and Mayumi Heene, the "Wife Swap" alumni who orchestrated the Balloon Boy hoax in October, were sentenced to jail last week.

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BALLOON BOY: ‘WE DID THIS FOR THE SHOW’

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"Balloon boy" was found alive, as CNN reports, which left a lot of us wondering if this was a hoax costing taxpayers a buttload of cash.

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Curtis Loves Bacon…

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A good friend of mine called the other day specifically to inform me of this amazing clip from ABC's Wife Swap.

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‘I WANT MY BACON!’

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So, here's the clip from "Wife Swap" that's surging all over the Internet: a tubby little jackass gets pissed off that his health-conscious replacement mom throws away his bacon.

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THE WORST HUMAN BEING IN AMERICA

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I don't watch "Wife Swap" because the title describes something that should be way more sexy than the reality of the show, so I missed the recent episode in which the liberal-elite Stephen Fowler of San Francisco traded his life-coach wife for Gayla Long, a well-meaning Missouri simpleton.


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