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One Brave Genius Used Jaden Smith’s Dumbest Tweets As Icebreakers On Tinder

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One genius used some of Jaden Smith's dumbest tweets as opening lines on Tinder... and it actually worked pretty well.

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Jaden Smith knows how to cure hunger, and a fan responds.

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Our least favorite philosopher-poet, Jaden Smith, drops some deep knowledge bombs, and gets the most appropriate response.

WILL SMITHS DUMB WIENER KIDS

TMI, Will Smith, TMI.

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Will Smith celebrates his daughter's pregnancy by telling fans he's going to get his wife pregnant again.

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Jaden Smith: Existential Buffoon in Training

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Here on FilmDrunk, for quite some time we've been highlighting a phenomenon we've come to know as "the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/tag/existential-buffoon" target="_blank">existential buffoon,</a>" the kind of guy who espouses deep thoughts that seem a lot deeper if you're kind of an idiot.

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After Earth bombed because not enough Shyamalan, says dumb theory

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Explaining why people do or don't go to the movies is the ultimate pseudo science.

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“I’m a physicist at heart” and other things Will Smith actually said

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All this time, I thought Will Smith was more of a milquetoast dildo, but as his recent interview with <a href="http://www.vulture.com/2013/05/will-and-jaden-smith-on-working-together.html" target="_blank">Vulture</a> illustrates, he also has elements of the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/11/what-the-hell-is-tyrese-talking-about-open-thread" target="_blank">Existential Buffoon</a> as well.

#Justin Bieber

Jaden Smith wants to be emancipated, because parents just don’t understand

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<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/gallery-64736p1.html?cr=00&pl=edit-00">lev radin</a> / <a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/?cr=00&pl=edit-00">Shutterstock.com</a> Will Smith and his wiener kid are starring in <a href="http://www.blackfilm.com/read/2013/05/watch-will-and-jaden-smith-in-1st-clip-from-after-earth/" target="_blank">an M. Night Shyamalan movie</a> this summer, so the Will Smith's-wiener-kids news cycle is really starting to heat up.

#TRAILERS

Will Smith + M. Night Shyamalan = dopey voiceover galore!

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I won't mince words, I'm a huge fan of dopey voiceover work.

#Jay Z

Will Smith's Daughter Has Dropped Out Of 'Annie' Because She Just Wants To Be A Kid

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Last year, then-11-year old Willow Smith caused an Internet uproar when she Tweeted <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/willowsmithpierced.jpg">a picture of herself with what looked like a tongue ring</a> while bragging that she got a tongue ring.

#TRAILERS

Trailer: Will Smith’s Kid & M. Night Shyamalan remade Avatar, basically

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Did you ever dream that one day Will Smith and his obnoxious son would team up with M.

#music videos

Ugh. Jaden Smith has a new music Video.

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If there's one thing in the world that annoys the ever-loving piss out of me, it's Will Smith and his dumb wiener kids.

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Will Smith’s dumb wiener kids are still booking films

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Will Smith's plan to turn his children into monsters is coming along swimmingly, thanks to the public's failure to question anything they do and the widespread celebration of their terrible decisions.

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Oh boy, Karate Rich Kid is getting a sequel

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The Jaden Smith/Jackie Chan Karate Kid remake was partially <a href="http://www.variety.com/review/VE1117942915?refcatid=31">financed by the Chinese government</a> (see: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_Film_Group" target="_blank">China Film Group Corps</a>) and went on to gross $360 million worldwide, so why wouldn't they want to make another one.

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Relief Washes Over Nation as America’s Most Obnoxious Couple Soldiers On

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Will Smith and his obnoxiously over-accessorized family have been turning their nauseating, Christmas newsletter anecdotes into<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/08/hurrr-good-story-will-smith" target="_blank"> nauseating puff pieces</a> for years now, helping make Smith one of the most sought-after (and barfed after) movie stars in the country.

#Jay Z

Will Smith and his dumb wiener kids are doing something obnoxious again

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No one in Hollywood makes me want to puke as much as the Smith family (the daughter's named Willow after the dad.


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