It's official: Jaden and Willow Smith are nuts.
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It's official: Jaden and Willow Smith are nuts.
Last year, then-11-year old Willow Smith caused an Internet uproar when she Tweeted <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/willowsmithpierced.jpg">a picture of herself with what looked like a tongue ring</a> while bragging that she got a tongue ring.
No one in Hollywood makes me want to puke as much as the Smith family (the daughter's named Willow after the dad.
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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/02/new-music-willow-smith-21st-century-girl"> True, girls just wanna have fun, but this ain't your auntie's Cyndi Lauper. <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/willow-smith">Willow Smith</a> is in full effect, shouldering an entire millennium on her pubescent french braids with a smile that you can't help but love.
<a href="http://www.willowsmith.com/us/home/"> By now, we're all probably in agreeance that "<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/10/willow-smith-whip-my-hair-video">Whip My Hair</a>" was an acceptable musical plateau on any standard, but the verdict on <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/willow-smith">Willow Smith's</a> actual career is still a mixed bag of nuts and berries.
News broke today that WB would be doing a remake of the Whitney Houston/Kevin Costner chocolate-vanilla love sandwich classic The Bodyguard, which is perfect timing because just yesterday I was saying to a friend, "Hey, remember 1992.
In news that only a billionaire father could love, Will Smith and Jay-Z are in talks to bring a modernized version of the musical Annie to the big screen, and of course it’s going to star Smith’s daughter, Willow.
Throughout history, children have been exploited by terrible people because they could be used as figurative armies of slaves in factories and mines.
Andrea 2010: The Year Of The Meme [Uproxx] New Huck Finn Cuts 'N' Word [The Daily Beast] The 5 Worst Pieces of Parenting Advice Sean Price Got On Twitter [Complex] Orioles Pitcher Alfredo Simon Jailed In Shooting [CNN] Skillz Says He’s Writing For Willow Smith’s [...].
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Vida Jay-Z Says 'No Truth' To Beyonce Pregnancy Rumors <a href="http://www.billboard.com/column/the-juice/jay-z-says-no-truth-to-beyonce-pregnancy-1004124226.story#/column/the-juice/jay-z-says-no-truth-to-beyonce-pregnancy-1004124226.story">[Billboard]</a> The 25 Most Pause-Worthy Sports Names Of All Time <a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2010/10/22/no-romo-the-25-most-pause-worthy-sports-names-of-all-time/">[Complex]</a> Is the 'Baracka Flocka Flames' Spoof Video Offensive.
<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=142426"> Miss Joie Jimmy “Rent Is Too Damn High!” McMillan Spoofed On SNL <a href="http://theurbandaily.com/tv/theurbandailystaff1/jimmy-rent-is-too-damn-high-mcmillan-spoofed-on-snl-video/">[The Urban Daily]</a> Chivalry For Women, A Five Item Guide <a href="http://untiligetmarried.com/2010/10/25/chivalry-for-women-a-five-item-guide/">[Until I Get Married]</a> Everyone Already Hates The Rangers-Giants World Series <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/10/everyone-already-hates-the-rangers-giants-world-series">[With Leather]</a> Randy Quaid & Wife Seek Asylum From Star Whackers.
Looking back at what a grand, content-filled week it was.
Game over, man, game over.
<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=141121"> Roc Nation's latest and greatest signing Willow Smith is fresh on the scene with the video for her breakthrough jam "Whip My Hair." When word first started circulating on her signing, I wasn't sure whether this was a favor owed to Will & Jada or if it was straight legit. Looks to be official by my book, as "Whip My Hair" is gaining momentum by the day. I'm not saying that she's the next great American voice, but I detect less Auto-Tune in her flow than some others in her lane. On top of that, the song is pretty damn infectious. The way she's got these little girls wringing their necks, I'm willing to bet that aspiring chiropractors will thank her some day. As for the video, it's just as fun and colorful as the song killing a lot of the other videos out right now, which means that she learned a thing or two from Pops. At this rate, between her and Jaden (who makes a cameo with all his Troy Polamalu crowning glory), we may never hear from Will and Jada again. Now that's what I call a retirement plan. Download -- <a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?lvcgy59nadyh970">Willow Smith - "Whip My Hair"</a>.
<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/10/new-will-smith-child-abuse-video-surfaces#more-35141">New video</a> (watch it below) has surfaced of Will and Jada Pinkett Smith's life-sized, 9-year-old promotional doll, Willow Smith, singing her first single, "Whip My Hair.
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