Wimbledon

SOME TENNIS PLAYER SAID GIRLS ARE WEAK

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Aussie tennis player Lleyton Hewitt (not pictured) made some kind of comment at Wimbledon the other day that kinda sounds sexist but really isn't, saying that women tennis players couldn't play in a best-of-five-sets format.

TENNIS

MARIA KIRILENKO IS DOING IT ON GRASS

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<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2009/06/23/a-superficial-analysis-of-the-hottest-women-of-wimbledon/">Asylum has a great rundown</a> on the women competing at the All England Club for the Wimbledon championship this weekend.

MARIA SHARAPOVA

TENNIS CRACKDOWN COMING…HEH, ‘COMING’

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As The All England Club prepares to host Wimbledon in July, rumors are swirling over a potential crackdown on the grunting from some of the female players, who had been the subject of complaints during last month's French Open.

Rafael Nadal

PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE WATCHED THAT

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Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal are the only two male tennis players on Earth that are worth watching, and yesterday they met in the Wimbledon final for the third consecutive year, with <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/ten/news;_ylt=AjvvsXjZ9FCGCT6uDF2bEBs5nYcB?slug=ap-wimbledon&prov=ap&type=lgns" target="_blank">Nadal upsetting Federer's quest</a> to be the first man to win six straight championships there.

ANDY RODDICK

WEEKEND PICKS: PLAY IT AGAIN, SAM

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What to watch for in this weekend's biggest matchups.

Wimbledon

JUST ANOTHER FACELESS IN THE CROWD

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Because nightmare fuel is the only energy source whose cost is not on the rise, a couple of <a href="http://thesugarsheet.com/post/40827590/faceless-weirdos-seen-at-wimbledon" target="_blank">Brits wore faceless masks</a> to Wimbledon to scare everyone out of their skivvies.

ANA IVANOVIC

WIMBLEDON IS NO PLACE FOR THE SEXY

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A day after Maria Sharapova was upset by a little-known flinty daughter of a Greco-Roman wrestler, another gorgeous tennis star goes down at Wimbledon.

MARIA SHARAPOVA

SHARAPOVA SHARA-PWNED, SHARAP-OVAH

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Maria Sharapova was </a> </a> </a> </a>.

ROGER FEDERER

NICE CARDIGAN, DOUCHEBAG

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I didn't get a chance to cover this yesterday, but Roger Federer showed up on the first day of Wimbledon wearing a Nike-made cardigan that may be the single douche-iest thing on a tennis court since he wore his white blazer with four rackets to honor his number of Wimbledon victories last year.

TENNIS

MARIA SHARAPOVA IS… MEH

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As promised, Maria Sharapova shunned the traditional flattering tennis dress in favor of extremely ugly shorts at Wimbledon yesterday.

TENNIS

WIMBLEDON HIRES SNIPERS TO KILL PIGEONS

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In an unexpectedly badass move of awesome proportions, Wimbledon officials have <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis/wimbledon08/news/story?id=3458900" target="_blank">hired snipers to kill pigeons</a> that have been shitting everywhere, annoying the players, and, well, generally being the disgusting fucking animals you expect pigeons to be.

TENNIS

DANIELA HANTUCHOVA IS AT WIMBLEDON

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Daniela Hantuchova entered the fourth round of Wimbledon by beating Katarina Srebotnik 2-6, 6-3, 6-4.


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