Posts Tagged: WORLD CUP

2014 WORLD CUP

Brazil’s Manager Luiz Felipe Scolari Has Banned Players From Having ‘Acrobatic’ Sex

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Brazil's manager Luiz Felipe Scolari has put a limit on the types of sex that his players can have before and during the 2014 World Cup.

2014 WORLD CUP

ESPN Had Ian Darke Call A First Date To Remind Us Why ESPN Commercials Are Great

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As a reminder that ESPN at least makes great commercials, Ian Darke called a first date to promote the network's World Cup coverage.

AWFUL T-SHIRTS

These New Adidas World Cup Shirts Will Finally Let The World Know How Much You Ass Brazil

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A pair of Adidas World Cup Brazil-themed shirts are causing a stir because they depict Brazil as a place full of sex and butts. Get mad, everybody!

2014 WORLD CUP

A World Cup Stadium Collapsed In Brazil And Killed At Least 3 People

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A World Cup stadium under construction in Brazil collapsed and has killed at least three people, according to reports. The pictures are terrifying.

2014 WORLD CUP

Croatia’s Josip Simunic Doesn’t Care What You Think About His ‘Pro-Nazi Chants’

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After Croatia defeated Iceland 2-0 to lock up a trip to the 2014 FIFA World Cup, defender Josip Simunic used a famous battle cry that is also Nazi-related.

2014 WORLD CUP

Here’s Your Hilarious Soccer Own Goal Of The Week, Courtesy Of Greece

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In yesterday's draw against Romania, Greece’s Vasilis Torosidis provided all of Romania's offense with this somewhat impressive own goal.

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Unnecessary Muffness: Jon Stewart Explores The Inside Of Qatar’s Vagina-Shaped Soccer Stadium

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The soccer stadium Qatar is erecting for the 2022 World Cup is the opposite of an erection.

BRAZIL

Caxirola Is The Official Instrument Of The 2014 World Cup, Because Of Course It Is

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FINALLY, the official instrument of the 2014 World Cup in Brazil has been announced, and I can finally stop worrying about how I was gonna watch soccer without incessantly playing a stupid f**king noisy trinket.

BRAZILIAN WOMEN

Brazilian Hookers Are Learning English For The 2014 World Cup Tournament

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One of my 2013 New Year’s sports resolutions that I forgot to write about was more soccer coverage this year, because people seem to like soccer despite that whole not-using-your-hands thing.

AL MICHAELS

Morning Links: Skip the Video

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<a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xjz98k_kate-upton-catwalk-beach-bunny-lingerie-02_sexy" target="_blank">kate-upton-catwalk-beach-bunny-lingerie-02</a> by <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/EgotasticMedia" target="_blank">EgotasticMedia</a> It's just some fat girl walking in a swimsuit.

GERMANY

Swedish Sweater Swap Paralyzes German News, Creeps, Weirdos

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Have you ever been to a baseball game and seen your favorite player warming up a few feet in front of you, but when you call out his name or try to ask him for an autograph he waves at you and moves or just ignores you completely.

CRAZY SOCCER FIGHTS

Bulgarian Role Models

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It's important and interesting that two ridiculously oil-rich countries (Russia and Qatar) get awarded the World Cup and then it emerges that the FIFA judges who dole out such cherries are corrupt as f**k.

CORRUPT LEADERS

Evil Genius To Save 2022 World Cup

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We were certainly quick to call the decision to host the 2022 World Cup in Qatar corrupt and ridiculous bullsh*t, but it turns out that the country’s deep-pocketed leaders may be on track to producing the most fan-friendly event in the history of the sport.

BRETT FAVRE

They Are Who We Thought They Were: The Best Sports Moments Of 2010

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While the entirety of the mainstream media began releasing Best Of lists in the first week of December, I wanted to wait as long as I possibly could to create my own, because of, you know, all of the games that take place throughout December.

SOCCER

‘Quatar’ Beats Out USA As 2022 World Cup Site

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So the announcements for two upcoming World Cups were made last night, and all of people that annoyed you with the World Cup over the summer are really bent out of shape about it.

CRAZY PEOPLE DOING CRAZY THINGS

North Korea Soccer Team Forgiven For Poor Play…Just Kidding

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I'm not going to complain about how sorry my life is for like three days after reading this story.

LARISSA RIQUELME

Please, Just Don’t Call It Football

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Whether you like it or not, the World Cup has certainly helped soccer's case for a spot in the American sports landscape.

GERMANY

German Coach Has A Booger, Is Hungry

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Germany's World Cup team finished the 2010 tournament with a victory over Uruguay Saturday to capture third place, after displaying what was arguably the most exciting offense of any team.

SPAIN

Iker Casillas Knows How to Party

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Yes that reporter Sara Carbonero is his girlfriend, but it's cooler if you pretend that she isn't.

CELEBRITY BANDWAGON

Leo Loves Himself Some Vuvuzela

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<a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2010/07/leonardo-dicaprio-world-cup.php?bfm_index=10&bfm_page=0">img</a> Vuvuzela fevor is at an all time high as the World Cup prepares for its final game on Sunday.


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