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Indicted Former FIFA VP Jack Warner Becomes The Latest Victim To Fall For The Onion’s Antics

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Fomer FIFA Vice President Jack Warner cites a fake Onion article to prove his point about a United States double standard

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Did ‘The Simpsons’ Predict The FIFA Scandal More Than A Year Ago?

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Looks like FIFA has a bit of a discipline problem. Maybe that's why we beat Qatar in soccer nearly half the time.

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The FIFA Sh*tstorm Rages On With The Swiss Opening A Criminal Investigation

It's looking like the snowball that the U.S. Department of Justice started rolling has started an avalanche heading straight at FIFA.

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Here’s What You Need To Know About The FIFA Arrests Carried Out By The U.S.

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Several FIFA officials were indicted by the Department of Justice (USA! USA!) and arrested in Switzerland. Here's the essential information.

HORRIBLE PEOPLE

Qatar’s World Cup Migrant Workers Aren’t Allowed To Attend Their Loved Ones’ Funerals

Qatar is perpetrating a human rights atrocity, and FIFA is doing nothing to stop it. This is the latest example.

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Did Qatar Lose The 2022 World Cup?

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Rumors are swirling that Qatar has lost their precious 2022 World Cup.

WORLD CUP

No One Had More Fun At The World Cup Final Than Rihanna

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No one had more fun at the World Cup than Rihanna, and that includes the winning team.

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Bo Dallas Has A Motivational Message For Every Sad Miami And Argentina Fan In The World

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WWE's Bo Dallas has a motivational message for anyone sad about LeBron James or the results of the World Cup final. What a nice guy!

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KSK World Cup Open Thread: Germany-Argentina

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The grand finale to our month-long orgy of day drinking and soccer.

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KSK World Cup Open Thread: Brazil-Netherlands

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How can you face playing in a game that the best you can hope for is third place?

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This 17-Year Old Belgian Girl Went To The World Cup And All She Got Was A Lousy Modeling Contract

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L'Oreal has reportedly signed 17-year old Axelle Despiegelaere to a modeling deal after a photo of her at the World Cup went viral.

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KSK World Cup Open Thread: Argentina-Netherlands

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Worst part of today’s game? Loser of this has to play Brazil on Saturday for the third place title. Imagine how depressing that would feel. Other worst part? Winner has to face a terrifyingly scary German team on Sunday.

WORLD CUP

LOLNFL: World Cup Quarters and Semis

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Note: Only three more games until we stop talking about soccer.

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Watch This Soccer Ref Keep New York City In Check By Handing Out Red And Yellow Cards

Comedian Yoni Lotan hit the streets of New York City to hand out yellow and red cards to people committing social faux pas.

WORLD CUP

Brazilian Broncos Fan Has Worst Year Ever

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Local sports enthusiast Paulo Paulo was crushed for a second time this year when one yet another one of his favorite teams was decimated on the the world stage.


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