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China Is Going To Use Baby Pandas To Predict The 2014 FIFA World Cup

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Joining the long list of psychic animals predicting sporting events, China's baby pandas are going to pick this year's World Cup winners.

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Here’s A Very Strange Video Of Sheep Playing Soccer In Colombia

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As part of a festival in Nobsa, Colombia, the locals dressed sheep up as Colombian and Brazilian soccer players for a match.

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Technology Is Going To Help A Paralyzed Teen Kick The First Ball At The World Cup

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The Walk Again Project has developed an exoskeleton that will allow a paralyzed person to kick the first ball at the 2014 FIFA World Cup.

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ESPN’s 2014 FIFA World Cup Posters Are Going To Be Your New Desktop Backgrounds

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ESPN enlisted Brazilian artist Cristiano Siqueria to create this incredible series of World Cup team posters.

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Shakira’s ‘La La La (Brazil 2014)’ Is Way Better Than Pitbull’s World Cup Anthem

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As if she heard the complaints over Pitbull's World Cup anthem, Shakira conveniently released the far superior 'La La La (Brazil 2014).'

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Landon Donovan Has Been Left Off The United States World Cup Roster

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Much to the dismay of soccer fans across America, Landon Donovan didn't make the USMNT's 2014 World Cup roster.

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Pitbull’s World Cup Anthem Got A Remix Because Brazilians Hated The Original

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People in Brazil aren't too fond of Pitbull's and Jennifer Lopez's so-called World Cup anthem and video, 'We Are One (Ole Ola).'

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FIFA Now Admits That Awarding The World Cup To Qatar Was A Mistake

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FIFA is finally willing to admit that the World Cup in Qatar might be a mistake, but not for the reason you might be expecting.

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Nike’s Latest World Cup Ad Is Giving ESPN A Run For Its Money

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Nike's 'Winner Stays' World Cup ad is 4-minutes of global soccer superstars showing why they are total badasses.

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Have You Noticed How The 2014 FIFA World Cup Logo Looks Like A Facepalm?

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Everyone sure seems to think that the 2014 World Cup logo looks like a facepalm, and that's because it really does.

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Brazil’s Manager Luiz Felipe Scolari Has Banned Players From Having ‘Acrobatic’ Sex

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Brazil's manager Luiz Felipe Scolari has put a limit on the types of sex that his players can have before and during the 2014 World Cup.

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ESPN Had Ian Darke Call A First Date To Remind Us Why ESPN Commercials Are Great

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As a reminder that ESPN at least makes great commercials, Ian Darke called a first date to promote the network's World Cup coverage.

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These New Adidas World Cup Shirts Will Finally Let The World Know How Much You Ass Brazil

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A pair of Adidas World Cup Brazil-themed shirts are causing a stir because they depict Brazil as a place full of sex and butts. Get mad, everybody!

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A World Cup Stadium Collapsed In Brazil And Killed At Least 3 People

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A World Cup stadium under construction in Brazil collapsed and has killed at least three people, according to reports. The pictures are terrifying.

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Croatia’s Josip Simunic Doesn’t Care What You Think About His ‘Pro-Nazi Chants’

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After Croatia defeated Iceland 2-0 to lock up a trip to the 2014 FIFA World Cup, defender Josip Simunic used a famous battle cry that is also Nazi-related.

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Here’s Your Hilarious Soccer Own Goal Of The Week, Courtesy Of Greece

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In yesterday's draw against Romania, Greeceā€™s Vasilis Torosidis provided all of Romania's offense with this somewhat impressive own goal.

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Unnecessary Muffness: Jon Stewart Explores The Inside Of Qatar’s Vagina-Shaped Soccer Stadium

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The soccer stadium Qatar is erecting for the 2022 World Cup is the opposite of an erection.

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Caxirola Is The Official Instrument Of The 2014 World Cup, Because Of Course It Is

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FINALLY, the official instrument of the 2014 World Cup in Brazil has been announced, and I can finally stop worrying about how I was gonna watch soccer without incessantly playing a stupid f**king noisy trinket.

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Fox Soccer To Fold For Yet Another Young Male Network

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American soccer fans can start writing the epitaph now: Fox Soccer will shutdown in September in order to make way for FXX, Fox's new channel dedicated to the 18- to 34-year-old male demographic and compliment to FX.


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