KIDS ARE STUPID

Now Kids Are Putting Burt’s Bees On Their Eyelids To Get High Or Something

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Let's take a look at a future leader of America BEEZ out with some Burt's Bees on his eyelids.

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Another Night, Another Terribly Hilarious ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Answer

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Let's all offer our condolences to poor Rachel, who became the latest 'Wheel of Fortune' contestant to make a bonehead mistake.

PATO AND RICHIE MAIN

Patrice Wilson’s Latest Music Video Will Haunt Your Dreams (And Ears)

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Patrice Wilson is finally focusing on his own music career as one-half of Pato and Richie Main in the video for 'Face Time.'

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Meet Ryan Beitz, The Man Who Wants To Own Every VHS Copy Of ‘Speed’ On Earth

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Ryan Beitz has made it his life's goal to own every VHS copy of the 1994 action movie 'Speed' that was ever made. Why? Why not?

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Avril Lavigne’s Response To Accusations Of Racism Over ‘Hello Kitty’ Is So Punk Rock

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A lot of people think that Avril Lavigne's new music video for 'Hello Kitty' is racist, and her response was everything you'd expect.

#Animals

There Was A Llama Loose On The Campus Of A Colorado College Yesterday

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Students at Trinidad State Junior College in Colorado were probably pretty surprised to see a llama running around campus.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

‘Seminoles’ Is The ‘Royals’ Parody That Should Have Never Ever Been Made

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A comedy troupe from UF made a 'Royals' parody that makes fun of FSU for being proud of a BCS Championship.

NEBRASKA CORNHUSKERS

Nebraska’s Spring Game Featured Everyone From Jack Hoffman To Bo Pelini’s Cat

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Nebraska's Spring Game was highlighted by the return of Jack Hoffman and Huskers coach Bo Pelini carrying around his cat.

FEATURED

Benzino Releases Song About Being Shot By His Nephew

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"N*ggas shot up my car, walk away like Benzino"

FEATURED

Science Grew Vaginas In A Lab And Implanted Them In Women Who Had No Vaginas

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Science found cures for polio, smallpox and tuberculosis. Now science is growing vaginas.

#Animals

Did You Hear The One About The Donkey That Walked Into A Store In England?

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Quick timing led to this peculiar photo of a random donkey popping into a Tesco Express store in England.

AUCTIONS

You Can Now Own A Terrifying 13-Foot David Hasselhoff Lifeguard Figure For $20,000

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Would you like to buy the giant David Hasselhoff model that SpongeBob and Patrick rode across the ocean? Today's your lucky day.

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Looking For A Deal On A Guitar? Check Out This 'Wangcaster' On Craigslist

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This Craigslist ad for a 'Wangcaster' guitar is perfect for a person looking for a guitar that is anatomically correct.

FEATURED

In Which A Guy Drinks An Entire Bottle Of Hennessy In 30 Seconds

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Next up, a hangover even the Devil himself couldn't fathom.

NASCAR FANS

A Woman Crashed Her Car Into A Church And Stabbed Her Husband Over NASCAR

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After crashing her car through the doors of a church, a Tennessee woman stabbed her husband over a NASCAR race because she said the devil was in her.

#music videos

Farrah Abraham’s New Song ‘BLOWIN’ Is Everything You’d Expect From A Teen Mom Porn Star

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'Teen Mom' turned porn star Farrah Abraham has released a pop song entitled 'BLOWIN' and it's going to make you question everything.

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Two Men Were Arrested For Trying To Save New York City Cops From Violent Diarrhea

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The po’lice aren’t just donut and brutality fiends; they also have a thing for White Castle as well.

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Insane Cult In Michigan Involves Massages, Doomsday, ‘Lord Of The Rings,’ And Jesus Of Course

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A new Massage/Chiropractor cult in Michigan lures women in and brainwashes them. It was all the cult things we know and a few that we haven't thought of.

FEATURED

A Florida Man Killed His Boss For Posting His Picture On The Internet

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And you thought you hated when your friends tagged you in pictures.


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