2015 NFL Draft

Jameis Winston Celebrated Being The No. 1 Pick With A Crab Legs Dinner

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The former Florida State quarterback posed for a photo of him eating crab legs on draft night.

Live Blogification

2015 NFL Draft First Round Live Blog

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Let's watch some names being read, shall we.

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The Saints Draft Might Get One Fan Punched In The Dick

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If the Saints draft quarterback Bryce Petty, one confident fan might get punched in the dick.

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Praise Be Duct Tape Jesus

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Still not as embarrassing as wearing a regular Riley Cooper jersey, mind you.

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Will This Be The Year Mel Kiper Evacuates His Bowels During The NFL Draft?

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An ESPN producer says Mel Kiper has never taken a bathroom break during the draft. Will this be the year?

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A Former NFL Player Invented a Twerking Board Game

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When pensions fall short, twerking will come to the rescue.

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Ray Lewis Has a Video Message For The People of Baltimore

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In times of discord, people can always count on Ray Lewis to sermonize the voice of reason at them.

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KILL KILL KILL: Jaguars Snag Fowler

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The Internet just needs to bring the Bear/Jaguar death videos so I can have more death in the Top 10.

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A Chiefs Fan Prank Called A C-SPAN Discussion On Drone Strikes

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Kansas City fan called into a discussion on drone strikes and drops the name of a few current and former players.

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KLEARINGHOUSE: Talking And Playing, Sizes May Vary

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Robert Griffin III has a new motto and a fifth-year option picked up by his team.

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Peter King Quotes The NFL’s Top Attorney Comparing The Concussion Settlement to ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’

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Peter is still blaming all the NFL's domestic violence screw-ups on the failure of law enforcement.

KSK Week In Review

KSK Week In Review: Eternal Ghost Flames

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With next weekend full of names being read on a dais (or at a military base), better make the most of this weekend.

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Tee Hee, The President Has Deflated Ball Jokes

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Obama brushing up on his humor in advance of the Correspondents' Dinner.

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Presenting The Gunslingingest Song Of All-Time

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Some folk band wrote a song about Brett Favre.

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NFL Concussion Settlement Gets Final Approval Though NFL Accepts No Liability

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Retired, ailing players will get some money. Eventually. And not quite as much as they should. Yay!


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