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KILL KILL KILL: Chimps Are People

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Finally, a nature video that discourages chimps from showboating by comparing them to NFL players.

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KLEARINGHOUSE: These Pretzels Are Making Me Holy

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You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies.

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Peter King Buries An Important Story About Rodney Harrison Crying In The Bathroom

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Stories about fart pranks, thoughts on Tim Tebow and Peter acting unsettled by the Britt McHenry video. All in all, a very fart-heavy column.

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KSK Week in Review: It’s Murda

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A pretty murder-y week for former NFL players!

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KSK Mock Draft: Classic Rock Songs

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We drafted classic rock songs. "That Smell" is one of them.

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A Philip Rivers Trade To Tennessee Is Reportedly Going To Happen

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A Philip Rivers trade to Tennessee for the number two pick is becoming more and more likely according to Jason Cole.

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This Week in F*ck You: The 2016 Election Already

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Elections are the worst sport and election season has begun.

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Ballghazi Was Already A Jeopardy Clue

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And yet no deflated ball joke from Alex Trebek.

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The Chargers Discuss a Rivers Trade

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The Titans want to trade the second pick for Philip Rivers but is Marmalard down for the move?

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Aaron Hernandez Found Guilty Of First-Degree Murder

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The former Patriots tight end receives a life sentence without parole.

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The Browns Officially Unveil New Uniforms With Nine Combinations

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So the Cleveland Browns had their official unveiling of their new uniforms and, yup, it’s the same ones that leaked online in the past few days.

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KLEARINGHOUSE: Browns Claim Fewer Than 30 People Have Seen Their New Jerseys

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Even as the new jersey design has leaked to stores, the Browns are still saying not many people have seen their new uniforms.

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KILL KILL KILL: Two for Tuesday

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One wildebeest was too far, so she had to kill another.

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Lawrence Phillips Being Investigated For Murdering His Cellmate

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Because a 31-year prison sentence wasn't enough, it seems.

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Peter King Wants To Know If Sarah Thomas Can Handle The Weight of History

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This week, Peter King tries to ramp up the drama for Troy Polamalu getting into the Hall of Fame then questions the readiness of the NFL's first female ref.

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KSK Week in Review: ‘The Evidence’

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Next week we get a verdict in the Aaron Hernandez trial. Probably!


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