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KLEARINGHOUSE: Why Is Detroit Lying?

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Looks like some upset Lions fans forked over $1,000 each on several billboards that went up around Detroit this week.

you poor Lions fans

Premature Lions Super Bowl Champs Tattoo Surprisingly Doesn’t Work Out

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A Lions fan got a Super Bowl champs tattoo before the season started. Whoops!

you poor Lions fans

A Guide for Rust Belt Solidarity

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Here's what Detroit will need to know to cheer on your Detroit Bills tonight as they take on the Jets.

you poor Lions fans

Lions Fans Received Playoff Tickets A Day After Their Team Was Eliminated

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Because the universe has decided that Lions fans must always be kicked when they're down and must always be down, season ticket holders received invoices for playoff tickets.

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The Best Moments From Week 13 Sunday

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Fairly often when I'm watching the Sunday games, I get requests from people on Twitter to pull a screenshot or a GIF of something that happened.

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Nick Fairley Progressively More Happy With Arrests

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We mentioned on Friday the very real possibility of player misdeeds forcing us to check in over the Memorial Day weekend.

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Tebow’s Image Jihad – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Tim Tebow posed for a picture with the Broadway cast of "Rock of Ages" on Saturday.

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Saints Scores And Suh Sideline Sulks – An Alliterative Lions/Saints SNF Blowout

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Now You Can Watch The Lions Get Stomped Metaphorically By all indications, this should be a repeat of last week's Superdome curbstomping that the Saints put on the Giants, only with a lighter shade of blue despair.

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It’s So Cold In The Live Blog: Bears/Lions MNFkkake

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Monday Night Football Explores Ruins Of Once Great City The Lions were once a laughingstock, what with Matt Millen, 0-16, never going to a Super Bowl and employing Scott Mitchell for an extended period of time.

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KSK 2010 Prekkake: NFC North

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It’s that time of year when we make bad predictions about the upcoming season and bad jokes, all in the same post.

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KSK 2009 NFL Prekkake: NFC North

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More Ragnar treachery to spur Drew's bloodlust It’s that time of year again, when we’re so devoid of content that, rather than spending time covering T.J. Houshmandzadeh making a stink about being only the sixth highest rated receiver in the NFC in the new Madden, we run through our predictably inaccurate prognostications for the upcoming year, division by division.

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The Lions Are Doing Awesomer Than EVAR!!!!

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Not only did the Lions NOT learn from Jon Kitna's 10-win guarantee two seasons ago, their front office is still hilariously cutting corners.

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You Should Have Added a Thorn in Its Paw!

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[A procession of kazoo players enter from a hallway, followed by a regal figure] Fail Lion: Royal iconographers.

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“The Lions can suck a half nuts!”

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I'd like to think that somehow William Clay Ford, Sr.


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