Your Daily Crazy

Millions In Missing Nikes Discovered In A Kentucky Home

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What do you do when thousands of free shoes land on your doorstep?

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31-Year-Old High School Sophomore Arrested In Texas Because

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Charity Anne Johnson will not be able to accept the nomination for prom queen.

#FLORIDA

George Zimmerman Was “Guest Of Honor” At Florida Gun Show And Things Went Great

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Anytime weird, unbelievable news of <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/your-daily-crazy">the Daily Crazy variety</a> comes across my e-desk, I automatically assume it happened in one of three locations: Florida, Arizona or Walmart.

#FLORIDA

Florida Man Gets 13 Years In Prison For Tricking Girlfriend Into Taking Abortion Pills

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Let's all promise ourselves right now to never visit Florida. Cool?

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Seattle Thrift Shop Gets Two Pounds Of Marijuana Donated

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Some people work thankless jobs, flipping burgers or selling television warranties.

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This 33-Year-Old Man Who Spent $100,000 To Look Like Justin Bieber Is Totally Not A Weirdo

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I've seen every single episode of Law & Order: SVU and I don't think they've ever done an episode about a grown ass man who spent <a href="http://www.complex.com/style/2013/10/justin-bieber-plastic-surgery">$100,000 to look like a teen pop idol</a>.

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Houston Strip Club Sues Man After He Skips Out On One-Month $321,000 Tab

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A strip club sued a Texas banker after they say the man used his employer’s credit card to run up a <a href="www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2458457/Banker-ran-320-000-tab-strip-club-company-credit-card-ONE-MONTH-called-canceled-charges.html">$321,000 tab in a one month</a> span and then cancelling the charges like a true baller, shot caller.

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Stripper Attacks Man For Refusing Lap Dance

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No doesn't mean no to a South Carolina stripper accused of attacking a man after <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stripper-assaults-club-patron-465213">he denied her lap dance</a> and called her a "snaggle toothed bitch.

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Church Buys Strip Club, Plans To Convert Space Into Even More Church

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About 40 people lost their jobs on Sunday after a church pulled the ultimate boss move and bought a <a href="http://www.coloradoan.com/article/20130908/NEWS01/309080031/Fort-Collins-church-buy-convert-north-side-strip-club-into-new-location">building housing the last remaining strip club</a> in a town of 140,000 residents.

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Inmates At Rikers Island Riot For Nearly An Hour Over A Grilled Cheese Sandwich

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All hell broke loose at New York’s infamous Rikers Island prison on August 5th when 50 inmates reportedly<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/violent-fight-rikers-island-hour-article-1.1434413"> began rioting for damn near an hour</a> over a grilled cheese sandwich, which I’m guessing must be like filet mignon in prison.

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Woman Gives Man $3,200 To Exorcise Demons Out Of Her Evil Vagina Using His Magical Penis

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What's a thirsty woman to do when she finds herself in an unrequited love situation with her boss.

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Prisoner Gets Fork Lodged In Penis After Bizarre Sex Act Goes Wrong

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An Australian prisoner got a four-inch fork <a href="http://metro.co.uk/2013/08/19/pensioner-has-fork-removed-from-penis-by-surgeons-after-sexual-play-3929508/">stuck in his penis</a> after attempting to do that one sex act that involves sticking a fork in your penis.




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