Hey, it's slow.
- Geek & Sci-Fi
Jumping shirtless into a cactus is the physical equivalent of the mental masochism required to dive into Peter King's column each week.
Please stop whatever you're doing and watch this.
This Key & Peele sketch about the various ridiculous names we encounter in football has made the rounds, but we would be remiss not to feature it also.
Football news sucks right now, so here's a belligerent old man losing his sh*t and throwing dishes at a Cici's Pizza because he hasn't been served his deep dish.
The kings of VHS-era video detritus over at Everything is Terrible! have this clip of dearly departed roid rage OG Lyle Alzado's workout tape from 1984.
It's Passion of the Christ meets Angel's In the Outfield.
This video from Paulilu Productions has everything you could hope to find in Southie.
Usually at this point in the calendar, we're desperate for any scraps of NFL-relevant news to trade on for warmed-over yuks.
Perhaps the most delightful piece of YouTube ephemera from this past season was this lispy and ridiculous narration of a Greg Jennings touchdown catch and run in Madden.
This is a local news story about a rape case in Alabama.
Yep, half of them look like Brad Childress.
I went skydiving in April for a Penthouse magazine article.
The off-season is a time of great boredom for players and fans alike.
New Orleans: It has "soul", which is what white people call character, if character is infused with voodoo, jazz and dark skin.
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing.
Flozell Adams should be expecting a call from the league office following his latest act of douchebaggery.
Now that House is off of Vicodin he's finally lucid enough to notice that Foreman looks quite a bit like Steelers coach Mike Tomlin.