JEAN SHORTS

KEVIN SMITH FILLS HIS BONG WITH TEARS

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<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/05/kevin_smith_on_zack_and_miri.html" target="_blank">Vulture</a> recently did an interview with Kevin Smith, in which he's his charming, insightful, and funny self (I don't understand why that so rarely comes through in his movies).

MADAGASCAR 2

BOX OFFICE: KID MOVIES TOUGH TO BEAT

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Simba heard about Subway's "Five-Dollar Footlongs" and immediately started masturbating It was a rough weekend for Schadenfreude Sloth, as most of the major releases surpassed expectations, led by Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa with $63.

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YAHOO WINS THE STUPID BOWL

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Zack and Miri Make a Porno failed to steal the top spot from High School Musical over the weekend as its $10.

ANNETTE BENNING

FINAL TRAILER FOR ZACK AND MIRI

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We're only eight days from the release of Zack and Miri Make a Porno, and the final trailer is <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=5160#comments" target="_self">now online</a>.

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HAVING ‘PORNO’ IN TITLE PROVES TROUBLESOME

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Kevin Smith was having so much trouble getting art approved for Zack and Miri Make a Porno (<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=2812" target="_blank">trailer</a>) that he ended up using stick figures.

KATIE MORGAN

KEVIN SMITH, PORNSTARS, ETC.

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I don’t usually post stills from movies because they're boring, and it seems a bit like posting individual notes from a song.

FOUR CHRISTMASES

A TALE OF TWO POSTERS

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What we have here are the posters for Four Christmases and Zack and Miri Make a Porno, respectively.

ELIZABETH BANKS

ZACK & MIRI MAKE PORNO: R-TRAILER & POSTER

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Kevin Smith has always <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=26" target="_self">seemed like a pretty cool dude</a>, which is why I always felt bad admitting that I've never really liked any of his movies.

ELIZABETH BANKS

ZACK AND MIRI’S PORNO IS SOFTCORE

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The MPAA has lowered the rating for Kevin Smith's Zack and Miri Make a Porno from NC-17 to R.

BIRTHDAY DOG

KEVIN SMITH IS SCREWED

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The MPAA has officially given Kevin Smith’s <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/index.phtml?s=miri&go.x=0&go.y=0&go=Go&dt=" target="_blank">Zack and Miri Make a Porno</a> an NC-17 rating, meaning the only theaters where it could be shown would likely be filled with masturbating perverts, or worse, hippies.

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KEVIN SMITH’S PORNO IS TOO SEXY

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Those fun-hating shrivs at the MPA-gAy are once again proving that there’s nothing they hate more than bare titties.

ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO

MPAA: KEVIN SMITH HAS BEEN NAUGHTY

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=26" target="_blank">Kevin Smith </a>made an unrated promo video for Zack and Miri Make a Porno a while back (original post <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1853" target="_blank">here</a>, video still available <a href="http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/05/30/must-watch-kevin-smiths-zack-and-miri-make-a-porno-teaser-trailer/" target="_blank">here</a>), and now those cockblocking buzzkillers over at the MPAA (more like the MPA-gAy) have made him take it down.

ELIZABETH BANKS

ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO TEASER

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The strange thing about Kevin Smith is that, though I'd probably pay money just to hear him <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=26" target="_blank">stand onstage and tell stories</a>, I'm fairly indifferent to most of his movies.

ELIZABETH BANKS

KEVIN SMITH’S PORNO IS DIRTY BUT SWEET

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I was about 85% of the way through a post about the alternative ending to I Am Legend when Warner Bros pulled the video offline.

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SHE’S F-ING SETH ROGEN

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Since the new funny thing to do these days is write a song about f-ing somebody (see: <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1201" target="_blank">I'm F-ing Ben Affleck</a> or <a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3470" target="_blank">I'm F-ing Matt Damon</a> for details), obviously Kevin Smith thought the best way to promote his upcoming movie Zack and Miri Make a Porno was an "I'm F-ing Seth Rogen" song, starring the cast of Zack and Miri (Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks, Jason Mewes, Traci Lords, Craig Robinson).

ELIZABETH BANKS

KEVIN SMITH GETS ROGENED

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Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks (the bookstore chick in 40-Year-Old Virgin) have signed up to play the leads in Kevin Smith’s upcoming comedy, Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

RED STATE

WEINSTEINS BE ALL HATIN’ ON KEVIN SMITH

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Thank God the fine folks at <a href="http://www.cinematical.com/page/2/" target="_blank">Cinematical</a> take the time to read Kevin Smith's insanely detailed blog, because otherwise we might never have known that the Weinsteins have passed on <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=142" target="_blank">Red State</a>.

PHOTOSHOP

JASON BATEMAN, KEVIN SMITH MAKE PORNO

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<a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/node/33668" target="_blank">The exclamation point lovers over at AICN</a> are reporting that Jason Bateman has been cast as Zack in Kevin Smith's upcoming Zack and Miri Make a Porno.


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