Remember back in May when we all learned that Mark Zuckerberg had embraced the “I only eat what I kill” diet. Well, as a result of this rather dramatic lifestyle change, a bison head now hangs in one of Facebook’s conference rooms, according to All Things D’s Kara Swisher, who posed for a pic with the mounted remains of the dead beast.
The bison has now been nicknamed Billy and also sports a Facebook-branded baseball cap and occasional hoodie — natch! (My suggestion if you want to use a dead beast metaphor most effectively here would be to clad it all in Google swag.)
While he never confirmed it, Zuckerberg had teased the crowd about the possibility of his hunting prowess at the f8 developers conference this fall in his keynote speech, displaying his Facebook page that had a picture of what he had tagged “Bison Burgers.”
Let this serve as a warning to anything whose meat is delicious — Mark Zuckerberg will kill you, eat you, and then use what’s left of you to show everyone how much of a manly man he is. The same applies if you’re a Winklevoss twins. Consider yourselves warned.
(HT: Gawker)