Can I tell you guys a secret? I, like, totally love to make out. Yes, it’s true. Kissing with pretty ladies is so much fun! There’s so much you can learn about a person by kissing them. Yeah, sure, you can learn much more about a person by licking their butthole, but baby steps, you know?
So ANYWAY, because I love kissing I’ve always been fond of the mistletoe aspect of the holiday season. “Oh hey look we’re under the mistletoe…let’s make out!” It’s great. And now with drone technology we can take this to another level. This is by far the greatest use of drone technology since the beer drone. The holidays are AMAZING!