Comedy Central Insider sent someone to go talk to guests on the red carpet at the roast of Larry the Cable Guy, and the only thing you need to see in order to enjoy the rest of your day is the first forty seconds of this video, in which Gary Busey straightens out the definition of the blog and expounds on our Constitutionally-protected hairstyles.
Busey: I’m from Texas. A blog is a bad hairdo. And if you’re ever ridin’ around with hair like that, you’re gonna be Mr. Blog. But I love it. It’s okay, because the freedom of hair is the freedom of speech, and the freedom of speech is the reason you’re able to buy this camera and make fun of me.
Guy with Camera: [pause] True. True. Good point.
I’m not kidding when I say there is no chance that I would ever have the guts to speak to Gary Busey. I’d crash through a plate glass window to get out of the same room as him. Even if there was a door available. Because that’s what he expects you to do — to use the door.