By: 03.20.09  •  4 Comments

It was that or “Thigh Monarchy Jizz”

Showtime’s “The Tudors” — the period piece about Henry VIII and how people in the 16th century were all clean and had excellent teeth — is inexplicably headed to a third season, and whoopty-doo, it’s got a new poster.  Jonathan Rhys Meyers is sitting on a throne of naked women AND men.  It was supposed to be just women, but Rhys Meyers insisted, and you can’t deny someone with the prissy pretty-boy starpower of Jonathan Rhys Meyers.  I mean, as Showtime actors go, he’s almost as famous as Anna Paquin.

[Popbytes via BWE]

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