Big-time star Audrina Patridge took time out of her busy schedule yesterday to break out her finest strapless catsuit and unveil her new PETA billboard in Los Angeles. And for a second I thought that it was the first PETA ad that I didn’t find in some way objectionable. Usually they’re all, “I’d rather watch my parents die than wear fur,” but this one is just promoting the adoption of pets from animal shelters. And I’m cool with that. Or at least I was until I caught the words at the bottom:
MEANS KILLING ANIMALS
Why’s it always gotta be about killing with those people? So preachy. Don’t wear fur, don’t eat meat, don’t bet $10,000 on illegal dog fights, don’t taser cats for fun, don’t throw chihuahuas like footballs, don’t shoot pigeons with paintballs, don’t go hunting at the zoo, blah blah blah. It’s like, gosh! Leave me alone. It’s called an elephant gun for a reason, you know.
I want more like this!
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