Hey everybody, big news. That guy who isn’t a star is joining that show you don’t watch. Yes, Brian Austin Green — WHO IS DATING MEGAN FOX STAR OF TRANSFORMERS 2 — will join the cast of “One Tree Hill” as a regular. Oh, thank God! I hate it when he’s only a guest star!
“They’re ironing out a few issues,” notes a Tree Hill insider, “but it’s pretty much a done deal.” [...]
The Sarah Connor Chronicles star would play Nathan’s Jerry Maguire-esque sports agent, Clayton… Green had a starring role in The CW pilot Body Politic [more on that here -Ed.]. When that show failed to snag a spot on the fall schedule, network brass approached him with the Tree Hill gig.
I’m not really sure what that headline means, it just seemed like it had an outside chance of making Brian Austin Green remotely interesting. I don’t think it worked, but hey, now we can talk about Denmark. Sweet! Now I can finally use these Hamlet jokes!