I’ve already spit up bile at the thought of Bravo’s new reality show, “NYC Prep.” As you may recall, it focuses on the lives of six privileged high schoolers living in Manhattan’s wealthiest neighborhood, and the new video promo is… well, let’s just say I don’t think we’re gonna be friends, me and this show. Here are some of the kids’ quotes from the clip:
“My biggest problem this week was that my tux wasn’t tight enough.”
“Everyone’s having sex with everyone. There are, like, naked pictures of girls you had sex with or whatever.”
Ugh. Listen, it’s not these kids’ fault that they were born with a silver spoon rammed up their ass. I don’t want to indiscriminately hate them. But COME ON, Bravo. They’ve already been given everything in their lives without working for it — sure, let’s just give them a TV show, too! Heaven forbid they not get something delivered to them gratis. Maybe we can volunteer on the weekends to massage their genitals, too. I mean, uh, after they turn 18.