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JEFF GOLDBLUM NOT DEAD ON ‘COLBERT REPORT’

By 06.30.09

Those of you connected to the Interwebitwitterspheriverse may recall that following the deaths of Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson last Thursday, there was a much-tweeted hoax that Jeff Goldblum had died.  Well, on last night’s “Colbert Report,” Goldblum appeared in person to address the news of his death. 

It’s a pretty solid clip, and I like the idea of giving your own eulogy — I think that could be even better than attending your own funeral à la Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn.  Not that I ever read The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.  Books are for queers.  The only explanation for how I even know that reference is that I accidentally learned it by osmosis when I used a hardcover copy to beat up a nerd.  That’s what you get for reading, wuss!


TOPICS#COMEDY CENTRAL
TAGSJEFF GOLDBLUMSTEPHEN COLBERTthe colbert report

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