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BARNEY THE PEDOPHILE DINOSAUR

By / 07.27.09

Man, I’m glad I was a kid before Barney was on.  Apparently that big purple dinosaur taught kids a lot more than I ever expected.  Like in this clip, “brushing your teeth” looks suspiciously like fellatio — something that eight-year-old boys aren’t supposed to be good at (exceptions: Catholic church, Thailand).  Note the gargle at the end of the clip — you don’t even see porn stars with that kind of enthusiasm.  Well, not female ones, anyway.

Today’s revelation: Barney’s “I Love You, You Love Me” is a song about group sex with children.  Perv.

(thanks to flubby for the tip)


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